Mar 15, 2021
I’d wait 50.000 years for you
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I’d wait 50.000 years for you
Eol&Aredhel
Willet is ruining my life
samcedes tho
hookcaptainjones
#MUCH CLOWN LOVE
#MUCH CLOWN LOVE
#MUCH CLOWN LOVE
did anyone ask dirkuu yet
who is the big spoon/little spoon
dirk is always the big spoon
uu gets way too flustered
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
it doesn't exist
as much as uu will never admit, he enjoys the fact that dirk listens to him plain and simple. dirk rarely asks questions and will rarely insult him, much to uu's surprise. in fact, he had always wanted dirk to. at first he saw it as a challenge. dirk showing little offense to any of the things he'd tell him, never lashing out. he wanted to press forward, to find something that would make the guy uncomfortable or for him to reach his breaking point. but the more he'd press on, the more he'd realize it just wasn't there. and somehow he grew to admire that. he'd continue spewing randomly hateful things at the human, except he never meant any of it at all anymore. in fact, in some roundabout way, it turned into his way of showing affection for him.
he also took up "drawing" in order to impress dirk to a certain extent
except it didn't work out too well oops
who uses all the hot water in the morning
dirk
do i even need to answer that omg
what they order from take out
food.
just food plain and simple.
maybe some pizza with extra sausage
because uu likes meat you fucking pervs
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
uu finds it frustrating that dirk has the tendency of being passive aggressive when angry instead of just direct about it like when he is
who does most of the cleaning
dork strodor
who controls the netflix queue
dirk
he likes to show uu hentai because he finds his reactions hilarious
yes there is hentai on netflix i wish i was kidding
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
dirk again
can you imagine uu calling
i can't jfc
who leaves their stuff around
uu
all day
everyday
who remembers to buy the milk
dirk
who remembers anniversaries
uu because it's so disgustingly tender