OTP PROMPTS #24
One liner ideas! In college setting :)
“Hi I heard you crying while singing a...baby shark mnemonic of our lesson...Anyways, do you need some help there buddy?”
“iM NOT JOINING A FRATERNITY/SORORITY JUST BECAUSE MY CRUSH IS THERE. Also, where is the sign up form-”
“I saw you crying and you suddenly stopped when your alarm went off...I hope you’re still doing okay-”
“How did you cram your research 3 hours before, while you get a higher score than me, when I worked for my research for 2 weeks!”
You’re getting a sugar daddy to pay off your student loans? sign me up too.”
“There’s this senior from the opposite department who I like and I don’t know how I’ll talk to him without sounding like a stalker of their facebook account.”
“Help me ohmygod my project partner is my crush but they don’t do anything! I don’t know if I’m annoyed they didn’t finish their part yet OR annoyed they haven’t kissed me yet!”
“How the fuck did I accidentally send that 30 minute crying audio to my professor instead of my final thesis?”
“I just skipped class today and I saw the professor for that lecture on the same hidden cafe at that time?? wtf??”
“This person in my class just presented a powerpoint presentation on reasons why his crush should date him for oral speech?? honestly I’m impressed man, I think I wanna date them.”
“So, you realized you really like them when you saw them passionately talking about niki minaj is a godess conspiracy theory in their presentation?”
“Let me get this straight, you bought 250 grand worth of limited edition anime figurines, and yet your 3 months behind your dorm rent?”
“What do you mean fancy instant cup noodles and cheese crackers aren’t fine dining for taking a person out?”
“I really want to study so bad but this person streams their faves so loud like i get that they need 100 views for their kpop boys bUT I ALSO NEED THAT 100 ON MY STANDARD TEST, KAREN.”
“I skipped our classes to your fanmeet and ohgod this is so worth it im crying-”
“My thesis paper is about shrek and the bet movie on the franchise.”
