#outragous

[whileurmine]

anyway apparently these are the cons of dating me in case ur curious (according to @ursovain)

[mechanicaldemonio]

@aneldritch is a bitchass motherfucker. She dunked on me on my own fucking blog.

At least I didn’t throw up during sex ed that one time, bitch. You built like a lamppost with the bulb missing.

I’m leaking your plans to invade Denmark to the government, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You skittle flavoured identity crisis.

[the-emptiness-of-space]

Sophia: (about the audience) please don’t take naps, we can see you

Jane: People do that?!

Sophia: you’d be surprised... :/

She looks genuinely sad and disappointed...

Look at the pain in her eyes. That’s not acting, no, that there is the look of someone who’s seen some truly disappointing things...

(from the beetlejuice adulting with jane video on beetlejuice musical’s insta story)

[whinemcm]

let mary adopt a cat you cowards

[until-the-colours-run]

I would just like to say I feel personally ATTACKED taron !!

[savory-n-sweet]

me? crushing? yes

[thriftstoreoddities]

"Spend an outrageous day with the 'Saved by the Bell' gang!"

[alexandercityborn]

callout post

@extraterrestrialidiot is too sweet and out-gays me, something that should be impossible.....