Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.
"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."
"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."
"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."
"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."
"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."














