Aug 7, 2025
Lightfoot - Over Board
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Lightfoot - Over Board
I've had two pretty bad cheat days in a row. I justified it by each one being for a different week. Saturday Sunday. Apparently I can't cheat without just completely falling off the wagon and eating everything in sight. So no more cheating for the rest of the week 😤😧😰😳😝😭
Sometimes when I've had too much to drink I write stupid shut on my twitter. So if you. Want to go see that you can find me on my thing it'd @mixttip so yea. There's that if you want.
Convince Me for Funds
Rat is nickname of Mr Ratnaratna . Means Precious.. He is an Investor with a one liner ‘Convince Me for Funds’
He is invited to an accelerator and finds all the budding entrepreneurs having standard template for presentation..
He looks at the accelerator founder and smiles..
“How many days did you train them? 4 weeks?”
The founder is surprised by this question.. Founder Harris has been a very…
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Mutual: *compliments my thorough and meticulous tagging* Me: *goes over board with the tagging and tags 20 things on each post*
I have a need for an Sterek Overboard AU. Why has no one written this?
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I mean, Derek as the carpenter hired to build Socialite!Stiles a new closet(or whatever) on his yacht that he shares with his husband and butler.
Stiles is a total brat to Derek and after Derek leaves the yacht later that night Stiles is on deck of the yacht and falls overboard. His husband realizes this and leaves him because without Stiles there he has full access to his money.(because hubby is a total mooch and bag of dicks)
Derek finds Stiles and realizes that Stiles has no memory so in a fit of revenge he convinces Stiles that he is married to Derek and they have 3 kids. (The kids are Derek's. His husband died when the youngest,Isaac, was a baby)
The kids, Scott, Boyd, and Isaac. Because you know they would be the cutest little ones EVER.
Through out everything Stiles gets flashes of his previous life, uses the images to build a minigolf course(like the movie) the kids start to really love him and he loves them. Derek starts to realize that he has developed feelings for the spoiled man when he sees beyond the spoiled layers on the outside and sees the good hearted man underneath.
And then Stiles memory comes back and he gets angry and leaves.
Derek realizes that he can't live without Stiles and goes after him, with the kids howling in the back of the truck, screaming for Stiles, Isaac with his viking helmet on vowing to cut the legs off the dickface that took his Stiles. (The kids have potty mouths)
Stiles is back on the yacht with his douchy husband and realizes that even though he's angry at Derek for lying to him. He really loves him, and misses the kids so badly that his chest hurts.
He sees Derek and the kids on a boat following the Yacht and jumps from the back into the water and begins swimming toward them, Derek jumps from his boat and they meet between them. Kissing while the water splashes their faces.
Also all the money is Stiles' and they live happily ever after... with a new baby girl.
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