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The legal eagle took over the case.
From oglaf. Warning nearly always nsfw.
12:30pm.
Just woke up.
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comic by Liz Climo
I'm scared and I need you but I can't suffocate you and I need to be better but I swear I'm doing my best. Idk man stressed AF today.
My big girl. I’m so sorry. Your face looked so forgiving and understanding. But I’m still so sorry. Please know I’d never ever forget you. I couldn’t. I know I’m punishing myself because I already have everyone’s forgiveness including yours, but I still feel so bad. I hate letting you, your mom, or anyone (for that matter) down. I don’t like scaring people especially myself. That’s a lot of sleep for one person. Hopefully everything gets back on track soon. Hopefully that never happens again. I’ll have a fail safe next time too. But please know. Please please know I never would’ve nor will I ever not pick you up from school on purpose. I promise. I love you more than you’ll ever be able to understand.
When you over sleep because you see a mysterious looking guy in your dream, and you really want to get to know him.
Damn...
Running late! Been oversleeping!