"Now, I swear this girl's done rodeos with the way she's riding, and I mean, I'm already trippin', but this is some out of body, mind-blowing-level shit. And what do I fucking do? I say the wrong fucking name," Ian tells Kinsey over a midday vodka, and he can see it on her face that she knows. "Yep, called her Erin." { Overshare flashback-style bc these two are oversharer central lol }
Overshare to my muse and see how they react.
As Ian recounts his rodeo with little miss cowgirl, Kinsey was entranced; hanging on to every little detail right down to bikini wax. Then he got to the real kicker. “No you did not!” She gasps, covering her mouth as laughter threatened to spill from it. She didn’t have much self control though so it came out in fits.
“Oh my fucking God!” She howls, smacking his knee as she rocks back with laughter. He didn’t seem to find it nearly as funny but she was dying. “Holy fuck, that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard! Like, wow. She has got you right by those balls. They’re literally in a mason jar on one of her shelves. Wow. Thank you for that, I needed a laugh,” she chokes out, wiping the tears from her eyes and she fights another bout of laughter.
“So what happened after you called her Erin? Did she hop off your dick and get on the next horse or did she just keep riding you out?”
17.What’s a hopeless dream you’re still holding on to?
GeTTin’ a red quad.
28.What’s the most emotional pain you’ve ever felt?
When Vulcan died. I’d never been sŏ upseT..There was a lŏT Tŏ Take in.
40.Talk about a desire you have that scares you.
I wanT T’ be happy wiTh my quadranTs. I dunnŏ hŏw I can make iT wŏrk because I’m..well, me, buT I am afraid ‘a failing an’ lŏsing Them ŏr sŏmeThing making sure we aren’T Tŏŏ happy.
survey thing that technically @gothvelma tagged me in
cut ‘cause it’s long and self absorbed, just the way I like
LAST…
Last drink: One of those flavored water things in coconut lime flavor
Last phone call: 911. Ha. long story.
Last text message: “I’m not going to see you. You’ll be fine.”
Last song you listened to: Panic Cord - Hucci Remix, Gabrielle Aplin. Spotify recommended it and I keep putting it on at random times
Last time I cried: I honestly can’t remember, not to act tough, im just not a cryer.
HAVE YOU EVER…
Dated someone twice: yep
Been cheated on: not to my knowledge
Kissed someone and regretted it: yeah :/
Lost someone special: like dead or broken up? Dead yes, but all my breakups needed to happen.
Been depressed: quiz meme this is tumblr “have you ever been not depressed” would be easier (keeping Bobbie’s answer ‘cause I agree)
Been drunk and thrown up: yes
IN THE PAST I YEAR I HAVE….
Made a new friend: since 2016, no, in the last 12 months, yes
Fallen out of love: nope, but was never in love
Laughed till you cried: i think once or twice
Found out who your true friends were: i have like no friends, tru story :D
Found out someone was talking about you: eh not recently
GENERAL
How many people on tumblr do you know in real life: one, unless merely communicating outside of tumblr counts, then like four
Do you have any pets: three ball pythons and two tarantulas ❤
Do you want to change your name: sure, because I don’t care for mine, but I’ve never really considered it so I have nothing in mind
What time did you wake up this morning: I’ve been awake since 4:30 yesterday afternoon, this is normal for me
What were you doing last night: laundry, cleaning, and playing a video game
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah and he was a huge douche, probably still is
What’s getting on your nerves rn: i ordered an S7 last friday and it hasn’t even shipped yet??? wtf t-mobile???!
Blood type: O+, gonna go donate today in fact
Status: single
Zodiac Sign: cancer
Favorite TV show: ahhhh probably Daredevil??? I am so flipipingngikandf excited for season 2!!!
High school: no thank you
Hair color: my natural color, dark brown but with old old reddish highlights that are near my ears at this point. Hate it, really need to fix it, i just don’t know what to do with it
Long or short: this is THE question. I am almost always agonizing over my hair. Cut it myself? Leave it be and let it grow? Pay someone to cut it? Shave it all off? HOW DO I MAKE IT LESS LIMP OMG CAN MY HEAD LOOK PROPORTIONAL PLEASE
Do you have a crush on someone: nope, i don’t really get crushes beyond “oh they’re cute 😍”
What do you like about yourself: my piercings
Tattoos: none yet, just a long list and a struggle to save up and find someone to do em
Righty or lefty: righty
FIRST…
First surgery: ive had like two minor surgeries, i don’t think they count. Tonsils out and gum graft
First piercing: my lobes, when I was 11 I think?
First best friend: Her name was Sherelle and she was super pretty and popular, I wasn’t. People used to tell me she only felt sorry for me, but looking back, I know that’s not true.We drifted apart but I really put the nail in the coffin when I didn’t tell her I was moving. I just left and she had to find out from my mom that I was gone. I just could not bring myself to tell her I was never going to see her again. I really regret not saying goodbye. I try to look her up from time to time but I can never find any evidence of any internet presence of her. I’m really worried something bad happened to her.
First sport you joined: ugghhh softball back in middle school, i literally got to play one time, failed hard, and spent the rest of the time on the bench
First vacation: used to visit my grandma every other summer or so as a kid. Beyond that, i think the first official vacation was renting a cabin on Mt. Rainer for a weekend
First pair of sneakers: really? I have no idea, I’m sure I had some velcros when i was a toddler
MISCELLANEOUS
Eating: nothing atm
Drinking: still drinking the coconut lime carbonated drink
I’m about to: nothing, just keep myself awake until my blood donation, then come home and sleep
Listening to: the constant cooing of doves on the powerlines outside my house, and the occasional chirp of some other bird
Waiting for: me to figure out how to kill the constant emptiness but I don’t wanna sound dramatic or anything!
Do you want kids: no, no no no no no
Do you want to get married: more like, I’d like to find someone I’d feel comfortable marrying. Cause right now i never want to be married because im mostly convinced i will never find anyone i would even want to marry. The thought of marriage fills me with anxiety and i actually kind of wish it didn’t, i kind of wish it was something i could look forward to but as i am right now i cannot see myself ever getting married.
From: California
Where you want to be: long term id love to be travelling without a care and a lot of money in my bank account. Short term i want my errands to be over so i can be cozy in bed. Generally i want to be alone in my bed relaxing.
WHICH IS BETTER….
Lips or eyes: both of mine are perfect and I generally find that to be the case on other people too, so i refuse to choose
Hugs or kisses: not a huge fan of touch but let’s pretend it’s the right person, probably hugs for that platonic, affectionate feeling, and the physical warmth
Shorter or Taller: im 5’9” and i like it, but i have no preference for other people
Older or Younger: i try to go for people my age but if i had to choose, older, even though I hate to say that
Romantic or Spontaneous: not really a dichotomy? But i always enjoy spontaneity.
Sensitive or Loud: if i like you, i will take you however you are. Both definitely have the capacity to be obnoxious though
Hook Up or Relationship: neither for a while, though a CASUAL relationship would be preferred in the future
Troublemaker or Hesitant: ehhhh the troublemaker I think. Im pretty good at, uh, calculated impulsivity, and I would like someone who enjoyed that about me and encouraged my spontaneity and had some of their own as well.
HAVE YOU EVER…
Kissed a stranger: yeah
Drank hard liquor: yep
Lost glasses/contacts: i don’t think ive ever lost them, just had them destroyed various ways. But i always knew where they were lol
Sex on a first date: nope
Broken someone’s heart: yep
Been arrested: nope
Turned someone down: yep
Fallen for a friend: my first bf was my best friend first so I guess I could say that, but I think I had a crush on him before we really became friends, so hm, maybe not?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN…..
Miracles: sometimes amazing things happen, im uncomfortable calling them “miracles” though because of the implication of some sort of divine intervention
Love at first sight: No. You cannot love someone you don’t know.
Yourself: in very minor ways. Like I think I’m pretty good at my job and I believe in myself when it comes to handling difficult people, but “will you achieve your dreams and ever be content with your life and comfortable?” Then nooooo
