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Boyfriend: so... what do you imagine at our wedding?
Other girls: cute farm aesthetic, lots of mason jars, cute little lights, princess dress, wedding websites, diamond rings, 100+ people.
My pagan ass: big ol’ altar, flowers, flowers everywhere, handfasting, blood sacrifice, blót. Naked. In a forest. Axe throwing. Pig roast. Swords.
Oh, and I guess a DJ, too.
He should be lucky to have me tbh
Do inconvenience curses exist??
I swear I have one on me or SOMETHING. It's not even bad luck, just really annoying shit occasionally.
If I wanna take a bath? Nothing but disappointing lukewarm water.,m
Wanna take a brisk shower? All warm, amazing water I can't enjoy cause I'm trying to be quick
Wanna light that candle to burn for a while? Let's just burn your NAIL for once, right after you've evened your nails down.
Only want to light the candles for a little while? Flawless, beautiful, steady flames.
It's all just really small, annoying things that you see as a coincidence at first and then you're all, "wait a minute. Wtf."
Just practiced magic for the first time in front of my boyfriend.
Too soon to know if he'll have me run out of town or burnt at the stake yet 👀
Tfw you're trying to search celtic paganism and Tumblr tries to show you the Boston Celtics. It's pronounced with a hard c, btw. Not seltic.
I never have enough jars to store all my witchcraft supplies
It's supposed to snow big time over here, and I've been telling people that I'm going to do a snow dance and magic to ensure we don't have class tomorrow.
They laugh.
They think I'm joking.
friday the 13th
when your mom sages the cafe and we sage ourselves before customers come in.
Me:*Goes home wearing pentacle for the first time*
Nobody notices for a while.... but then at the end of dinner
Mum: Why are you wearing a Jewish thing?
Me:... Im not its a...
Mum: Yes it is, thats a star of David!
Me:..
Brother: (interrupting) No its a Satanic thing! Why are you do you have a satan symbol
Me:... Its not its a pentacle, you see this point represents spirit...
Brother: Actually I don't care...
*mum has left by now*
Me: *Facepalms*
