#witch joke

[witshywashy]

Drinking "moon water" cause I accidentally left my water bottle on my moon altar

[yoursghouly]

𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔰: Liber Elmeri

[astaldis]

Lambert: "Merigold, what do you call a witch who loses a letter?" 

Triss, rolling her eyes at the red-headed Witcher: Gods, here he goes again ... 

Lambert triumphantly: "An itch!" 

From chapter 4 of “Not Dead” - Of jokes and Stitches: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44249164/chapters/111729277

[phthalosophical]

when your rising sign is the same as your moon sign

[smart-n-sassy]

[lord-raccoon]

two witches familiars having a conversation

[lil-s4t4n]

Any word is a curse word if you use it in a curse.

[wiccamanda]

Cursing 101

1. point your finger at someone

2. random chanting (plz make it up)

3. but like don’t actually curse them

4. too much e n e r g y

5. smirk and walk away

6. brain tricks then into thinking they’re cursed

Magick