Fuck it here's some Hatchetfield as Reductress headlines

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Fuck it here's some Hatchetfield as Reductress headlines
I LOVE YOU EVIL WOMEN OF HATCHETFIELD
I LOVE YOU MELISSA
I LOVE YOU LINDA MONROE
I LOVE YOU SHEILA YOUNG
I LOVE YOU GIRL JERI
pamela foster...
I LOVE YOU ZOEY CHAMBERS
I LOVE YOU JANE PERKINS
I LOVE YOU ROBO EMMA
Its mother's day in hatchetfield!
Day 20 of drawing hatchetfield characters
Witch in the Web! We've got Miss Holloway, Duke Keane, Pamela Foster, and Willa Bella Muckwab.
Karen Chasitys maiden name is Foster. She had kids at a young age and so did Pamela. But Karen was married (or got married shortly after)
She resents Pamela, not for being an awful parent, but for having a child out of wedlock and bringing it up as a single mother, and for abandoning religion.
Pamela hates Karen because she left, she got a nice house in pinebrook and turned up her nose to her old life, before she married.
Theyāve passed this rivalry onto Grace and Lex.
Hatchetfield Ancestry Headcanons
This is based off surname entomology both for characters and for their actors because Iām a nerd.
- The Woodwardās are German and Irish with Alice having Haitian ancestry from Bill.
- Maryās (Abstinence Camp) grandparents were assimilated Jews who converted to Christianity because they were living in a small American town in the 1960s.
- Duke and Bailey are paternal cousins and have Scottish, Irish and English ancestry ("Douglas" is Scottish and "Keane" is Irish, "Bailey" is English and Scottish).
- Jeri is the daughter of second-generation Irish immigrants and her Irish accent sometimes slips out. She also has some German ancestry due to being related to the Metzgerās on her fatherās side.
- Ruth is Jewish like her actress. She has a Jewish dad and a gentile mom (reverse of Lopezās parents).
- Paul would be a WASP if it wasnāt for him being raised Catholic (his parents have Irish ancestry). He didnāt really care much about religion as a kid and heās agnostic as an adult.
- Brendaās ancestry is primarily Haitian and French which she gets from both her parents. Sheās learning Haitian-Creole from her grandmother.
- Maxās family are third-generation German immigrants.
- I imagine that the Fostersā have German ancestry from Willabella because āMuckā is German. They also have English ancestry.
- While the Chasityās feel very WASPy, I see Karen having Irish ancestry (based on her actress having an Irish surname).
- Richie is Ashkenazi Jewish. His ancestry is primarily German because āLipschitzā is German-Jewish, though he also has some Polish ancestry.
- The Metzgerās are Irish and German with Ashkenazic Jewish ancestry because āMetzgerā is a German-Yiddish surname.
- Hidgens has Irish ancestry. The reasoning behind this is his surname being of Irish origin, which was also the case with his first actor. Also it makes his Anglophobia funnier. He also has some German ancestry.
- Stephanie has Greek ancestry on her motherās side.
- Charlotteās family is Irish-American. She was raised Methodist but has Catholic relatives, so she has Catholic guilt by proxy.
- Linda has Scottish and English ancestry because name "Murray" is Scottish and I cannot see her as anything other than a WASP.
Hatchetfield + Reductress Headlines, part 3 of ??
featuring npmd / workin boys / nmt
[ part 1 ] [ part 2 ]
hatchetfield au where Wiggly 'birth' gets brought about via actual birth, and the person who gives birth is Pamela Foster (idk why, maybe on purpose for something) and so now Lex has to deal with raising another 'sibling' or hers, Hannah won't go near it at all, and also the baby sucks and is evil