#parent life

[thegrindingwheel]

Settle a bet:

Is a shoulder mounted laser shotgun appropriate on a 4-year-old's toy robot?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 30

[amanita-muscaria-things]

Me, listening to Epic: *mentions Telemachus*

What my brain pictures:

[sugar-fiend]

Sooooo @megaconlive was our little one's first taste of conventions and cosplay - and our first time back at a con since the pandemic.

Was I apprehensive? Yes!

Were we totally blown away with positivity? Absolutely!

Did our little one have a great time? Totally!

Thanks to everyone who interacted with us and her - especially the lovely volunteer who gave her an axolotl, the Spider-Man group who were so patient with her when she got super shy, and the Cardcaptor Sakura cosplayers who gave her an Eevee sticker 🥰

Also, special shout out for @spectre-0ne for the badges! 💙

We're definitely going to be returning next year! 🥰

https://www.instagram.com/p/DT8mIcjCMJT/?igsh=NThjejY2ZHJ2YWhw

[mermazeablaze]

Anyone else experience hyperosmia (heightened sense of smell)? I've always had it. It's become stronger after three pregnancies, over the years. My husband affectionately calls me 'Wolverine' (X-Men). Tonight I was hanging out with our youngest (13) & can smell 'sick' on her. She admitted she has a very minor sinus infection. You can't even tell, but it weirded her out I could smell it. I've always been like this. 😅

Now my sweater smells like her 'sick'. No one else can smell it. But I can. 🙄😂

[myclockmaticromance]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

MEET MY CHILD, HIS NAME IS DERRORSEDUMN AND THEY FUCKING LOVE TO EAT BUGS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

ALSO IT'S AGENDER AND GOES BY HE/THEY/IT/VAMP/XE PRONOUNS (VAMP TOLD ME XEMSELF TRUST ME BRO)

[technicallyuniversallypersona]

Me: watching candela obscura all day

Me: pick up 4yr old from school

4yr old: want to hear today's song? TAKE ME OUT TO THE BAAAALL GAAAAME

Me:

[vinetae]

Classified Nights ➵ JJK

"𝒮𝑒𝓍 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝒻𝒻.."

Genre: smut, fluff, established relationship, dad!Jungkook, Mom!Reader

Warnings: foul language, cursing, exhibitionism? (Not really because their son is asleep), heavy makeouts, teasing, vaginal sex, cowgirl, vaginal penetration (they're married, chill), Dom!Jungkook, bratty sub!Reader

A/n: this was an idea I got some time ago, courtesy of Jungkook's karaoke live while he's laying down with Bam.

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“Tell me what you want.” His chocolate eyes pleaded, but nothing escaped his breath. His lips flatten to a straight line, quivering outwards to give you some sort of hint to what he’d been playing at. 

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