#parental vio

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[Swan Crossing Family AU]

Bryan: Why is everyone so silent?

Vio: I told them to imagine a world without you, and now they’re all sad.

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[Swan Crossing Family AU]

Caliban: Vio! There’s a monster in my closet!

Vio: Don’t worry, there’s no monsters here.

Caliban: But it was stupid and ugly and horrible. 

Vio: If you really insist, I’ll check it for you.

Vio: *opens closet to find a mirror*

Vio:

Caliban:

Vio: Listen here you little—

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[Swan Crossing family AU]

Caliban: I always feel horrible when I overtake old people like I really didn’t mean to flex on them with my youthful stride.

Peverell: You walked past Vio?

Caliban: Yeah.

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[Swan Crossing family AU]

Annabelle: It’s so cool that you were alive at the first Christmas.

Caliban: What was the birth of Jesus really like?

Vio: How old do you think I am?

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[swan crossing family au]

Topaz: Caliban and Cadriel are on the roof again.

Bryan: What?! Tell them to come down!

Vio: Leave them be.

Bryan: But they could fall and hurt themselves.

Vio: Then they’d learn their lesson. I see no downside here.

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[swan crossing family au]

Vio: Okay children I made you the macaroni and bees you asked for.

Luther: ...you mean cheese?

Vio, struggling to keep the bowl covered: That does make more sense actually.

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Caliban: Ha! You’re not my dad anymore Vio, Mr. Herring is.

Vio: Well then I guess I’ll just have to marry Bryan and become your dad again.

Bryan: Wait what—

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Vio: Well, go have fun. Or, what you kids call it nowadays, “Get Turnt.”

Annabelle: Oh my god no.

Vio: The party’s gonna be “Lit, Fam.”

Caliban: Please stop.