#parentsbelike

[idonthaveanyfucks]

What parents think teenagers will pressure each other to do: drugs

What teenagers actually pressure each other to do: biting into an orange like it's an apple

[siriusly-mooned]

Honestly? It's true. We are the kids our parents warned us about, the ones who want to die, the ones who take pills and want to forget, the ones who dream and dream but never get anywhere, we're everything they told us not to be, we're everything they tried to keep away from us. If only, if ONLY they were more focused on nurturing who we are rather than how we turn out to be or who we used to be if only then we might have turned out okay, we might have been better, we're the generation they tried to brainwash but FAILED so then they tortured us until there wasn't much left of us to keep the fight going anyway

You fucked with everything, you messed everything up, you fed us books n movies abt a revolution n now that we're here n we're frothing at d mouth you're surprised? You brought us down peg by peg, u stripped us down to our very bones and left us drained and devoid of the color with which we once overflowed, and then you're surprised we don't have anything left to give? You just live a life of contradictions, don't you? You take away everything and you expect more, more, more. We fight back and you pull back the reins because of your twisted values and ideals that already damned d world once. You preach peace and happiness but all you mean is bland and safe, you don't see the flavors in life and you want us to give it up too, you teach us to dream of the inevitable flight and as soon as we start sprouting our wings you lock us in the cage and ask us to stay in there, to borrow from one of the most famous pop-culture references probably ever, you want us to fit the status quo, no you never wanted us to grab the early worm did u? All you ever wanted was to have us forever flying back to the nest for d worm YOU caught for us.

[stephynow]

I deleted over 7,000 photos and videos on my phone. I kept the ones that make me happy, grateful, or just plain laugh. This photo is from 2013. It was one of the starts to my #holymotherhood series (like holy sh*t, not the other kind of holy even though there’s a lot of that kind of holy on the hashtag now). It’s all holy, I suppose. This photo makes me happy because motherhood is like this sometimes: white knuckling my morning coffee while this one swoops in like a leaping tornado. It’s also very sweet too. Like the kind of sweetness that says, “let’s climb back in bed and snuggle awhile.” I feel grateful to not be a mom of a toddler. For me, those were some of the hardest years to parent. Now, B can make his own breakfast and pack his own lunch. At age 8, he’s in this fun, curious stage of ease. Often schooling me on math and science and stars and planets. He’s still just as snuggly, only 60 pounds or so heavier. Like all those photos I’ve kept, I have held on to many things that no longer exist. Stories. Drama. Memories. And trauma. I know many of my hang-ups and hard truths. And I’ll not be surprised when more bubbles to surface. There’s always work to either stay on tread and let on or ride new surf and let go. Even if that means clearing out some composition and characters in frame. #holywomanhood #writeclubnow #writewhatsreal #writeyourheartout #thisismyyoga #yogamama #letgoletin #parentsbelike #holyandwholly https://www.instagram.com/p/B3VcE89hsa-/?igshid=1c2gk0df82f3n

[blackmensmile]

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Literally too perfect. 😂😂😂 CAN YOU RELATE? #blackmensmile #blackfathers #quarantine #instafunny #parentsbelike https://www.instagram.com/p/B-u7QErAp_k/?igshid=gtty64jvt4oh

[iamashakasketch]

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@chrismhiskarisma

[beardedhairyscruffhunks]

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[realchrisilluminati]

Apologies to my son. Not sorry to the rest. * * * #parenting #parents #parenthood #parentsbelike #parentproblems #dad #dadjokes #dadlife #singledad #singleparent #parentinglife #fatherhood #advice #advicequotes #messagewithabottle (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoRvKTwBwqU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xyedzjn63wav

[naijavampire]

It's not only in Nigeria 😁😁😁 #funnyvids #funnyvideos #comedy #laugh #videos #instavideo #photooftheday #themoneyteam #tmt #picoftheday #dollar #couple #couplegoals #relationshipgoals #datenight #meeting #love #me #girl #boyfriend #girlfriend #partnerincrime #asian #parentsbelike #designer #daughter #babygirl #funny #funnymemes #meme (at Lagos, Nigeria)