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I think the funniest part of the mpreg poll is that if botting confirmed, that is exactly what those two losers would do in canon (affectionate).
Stan and Starscream in a poll, each rigging it in their favor. They look each other directly in the eyes with pure disdain as they jam the poll boxes full of fake ballots, getting into a massive argument about it. They are both caught and immediately disqualified.
They fuck nasty about it.
I had my keys in my back pocket and accidentally sat on them setting off the car alarm. Now the parrot WILL NOT STOP imitating my car alarm. It's her new favorite noise and I hate it so much.
Fic concept:
Smaug lays an egg during his reign over Erebor. After his defeat, Thorin and Company have to decide whether to hatch a dragon egg or make the world's most expensive omelette.
Bilbo ponders the ethics of turning a dragon egg into mayonnaise. The dwarrow have never heard of this "mayo-nays" and believe he is speaking in tongues.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw Evangelical advertising on a Jewish blog on here I would have...a whole bunch of nickels.
Small potatoes compared to the violence and physical threats Jewish people face, but fuck this shit irritates me.
And this is deliberate on tumblr's behalf. We can laugh about bullshit ads that make no fucking sense, but ads in non-English languages will pop up on blogs that speak said languages (Polish on Polish blogs, Spanish on Spanish-speaking blogs, etc.)
I can reasonably doubt that Jewish users are all running personal xian Evangelical ads on their blogs.
The Hobbit but from the perspective of Bofur's hat
"One Is A Bird" from OTGW but it's Elrond telling different parts of the Silmarillion histories to his kids.
Watching an LOTR marathon with my dad and his old gaming buddies and I've seen this trilogy so many times I've been making Rocky Horror-esque callbacks at the screen.
Voltaire (the one who wrote Candide) would absolutely have been into pegging, no I don't take criticism on this.
