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My wednesday night. Funky formal. The theme was the 20s….but oh em gee we look so amazeballs!!!!

Happy Birthday to my First Mutual and kindred cat mama, @stygianoir!

(Side note, I am definitely not awake, cause I'm like 80 years old, and it's 3 in the morning here, but I wanted you to get this right away)

Anywho, You have some new messages on that phone that Idia made for you. I've transcribed them here so you can read them.

You have 7 unheard messages. Thursday, 12 am.

"Mademoiselle Trickster, it is truly a great agony that our birthdays are separated by a mere day. Just imagining the two of us drawing our first breaths under the same star! Ah! It sends a shiver down my spine. But it matters not, for soulmates will find each other no matter what. Have you any idea how deeply you have ensnared your hunter's heart? Non, Mon ange, for if you had any idea it would make you a cruel mistress. Today on the day that you have blessed this world with your life, I fully intend to show how deeply I adore you. Be ready for me."

Thursday, 3 am.

"I just finished this game that reminded me of you, and I remembered it's your birthday today. You know how I feel about you lmao, but just thought I'd call you to say Happy Birthday since I won't be in class irl today. Ortho is gonna give you your gift at some point, so look out for him. And I know you wanted to go to a cat cafe with me to celebrate, but I programmed a vr thing that we can do in my room instead so…yeah."

Thursday, 10 am.

"I know it's your birthday, my sweet potato, but you better not be sleeping the day away. Come to Pomefiore after classes, I'd like to pamper you for your special day. I've bought your favorite colors in nail polish, and the face mask I've picked out is the best on the market. I won't let you leave until you feel relaxed and are glowing, so be prepared. I'm ready to serve your every need today, sweet potato. You only need to ask."

Thursday, 3:15 pm.

"I know we just saw each other, but I wanted to make sure my favorite puppy is having a great birthday. I'm sure you're swamped with your other admirers today, but that doesn't excuse you from coming to see me. I expect you in my office at your earliest convenience to come pick up your gift. Don't keep your master waiting, or I shall be forced to retrain you. Unless that is what you want. I'm a very giving master. The choice is yours, pup."

Thursday, 4:26 pm

"Can I speak now? (Muffled background conversation) Are you sure that's the beep she was talking about? (Muffled laughing sounds) I forgot where I was supposed to speak into it." "Right here, my Lord." (Tapping sound) "And then I press this button?"

Thursday, 4:31 pm.

"My child of man! I lost you for a moment there, and I was very worried. The woman talking on your phone did not give very clear instructions. I wanted to wish you the happiest of birthdays, my queen, and remind you that that immortality potion I offered you is ready whenever you are. I am patient, but I would like for us to be able to celebrate together for an eternity. I have left your present on your doorstep. In it, you will find my favorite necklace from my treasury, and a shiny stone that I thought you would enjoy. If you have time today, I would like to show you a new ruin I discovered. We can go there this evening, and enjoy the stars together to end your special day. Then I can do the human thing that Lilia calls 'the move' so that we can huddle close together under the stars. I'll be waiting for you, my beloved."

Friday, 8 am.

"Prefect! I heard it was your birthday tod…yesterday. In all my generosity, I am allowing you to take today off of classes. I know, I am too kind. To thank me, I expect you in my office within the hour, so that the two of us can spend your belated day together. I shall also treat you to a sweet at that new bakery in town. I am so magnanimous. Please make sure to leave your silly friends here. I rarely get to spend time alone with you, and they are not going to ruin this for me…us. I await your visit!"

End of Final Message. Beep.

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