The Sorting Hat ⚡️ by Thomas Sanders
I feel attacked…but it’s true.
Hat: Interesting. You are…
Thomas: (Not Slytherin, not Slytherin, not Slytherin!)
Hat: A big nerd who wished he went to Hogwarts.
Thomas: You are so good.
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The Sorting Hat ⚡️ by Thomas Sanders
I feel attacked…but it’s true.
Hat: Interesting. You are…
Thomas: (Not Slytherin, not Slytherin, not Slytherin!)
Hat: A big nerd who wished he went to Hogwarts.
Thomas: You are so good.
adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.
Everyone else isn’t you. It turns out that’s a huge problem for me. (insp - @merlinsgrievers)
ideas for research
why are literally all short people so angry
how do all the gay kids group together before any of them come out
is emo hereditary
do you ever just forget that you’re you? like you’re reading a book or scrolling through a website or listening to music and then it just hits you that you’re a living real person and that you have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow and that you have a test in two days and that you have to deal with the same person again and that when you look in the mirror you will see a person that has been staring back for all those years back from behind the glass and it creeps you out?
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"Straight couples shouldn't be at pride"
Well uh…
1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace
2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary
3.) you could be misgendering someone
4.) They could be there to give moral support to a queer friend or family member who didn’t want to go alone.
Number four is important
5. They could be there because they support the cause stop fucking gatekeeping
6. They could be there in memory of a loved one, don’t forget Pride used to be a memorial as well as a celebration. I know a good number of straight people who go to Pride to celebrate the lives of friends and family who have died because they want to remember them as they lived, happy and joyful and surrounded by a community that loved them.
ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE.
SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Who I want to be:
Who I actually am:
Experiment:
Put your Hogwarts House, your Pokemon Go team, and your star sign in the tags
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Nothing like some good ole Disney
Mutuals & First Impressions
Something I thought would be fun to do cause’ why not.
@titanswontchill - Formerly known as gladerintheglade. I found Pascal about two years ago? Yeah two years ago let’s go with that. At the time I was very very very new to tumblr and I was still struggling to figure out how to work everything out, Pascal was like the #1 person I looked up to when I found her blog, like she was just so chill with everyone and so nice and it really put me at ease. How we became friends is actually a very funny story, in where we pretty much were talking about the gladers having pets which resulted in us creating Jimmy the flamingo which I still have the picture I drew for that in my folder on my computer. I haven’t spoken to Pascal in almost a year now but I’ve watched her blog grow and flourish from the time I found her. Which is honestly enough for me, to see someone who I care for so dearly to finding that peace and success that they strived for ~ <3
@5-seconds-of-gladers - Meg oh gosh where do I even start with this cutie. Meg and I met through role-play a while ago, which honestly kinda put me on edge and gave me major anxiety cause I worried about what she would think of me. The first time that we started talking was actually through the tags of one of our role-plays which honestly gave me major anxiety when I saw that she wanted to chat. However when we started to chat I found that Meg actually had a very laid back persona which eased my anxiety a bit. It wasn’t until about a month or so into our role-play chats that she messaged me via inbox opening up about her struggles. Which truly broke my heart to see her hurting. So from the day that she messaged me up until I kinda went ghost on everyone we talked a lot more and began to get to know each other a bit better. I helped her with her struggles and she helped me with mine. It’s sad to say that I don’t really see or talk to Meg that much anymore but she will always hold a special place in my heart ~ <3
@flareflavoredpancakese - Breezyyyyyyyyyyy out of everyone Breezy has been the most optimistic mutual I have and she always makes me smile with how happy she is to answer asks and how excited she gets when she hits a follower milestone. I’ve honestly had a blast watching such an optimistic person grow and extend her communications to others around the tumblr community. And even though we don’t talk much Breezy will always be within my heart and I have not forgotten about you ~ <3
Hey PSA about Dog walks and Pokemon Go
It’s great that we are all getting out and walking but plz consider ur best friends paws. The pads on their feet can get burned and blistered if they walk on hot surfaces for to long. Also ur best friend needs water, like you.
Plz Trainers don’t get so distracted that you neglect ur walking buddy
In short: Out side it hot and doggies don’t have sneakers or water
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