Claire’s lines: Derry Girls Season 3 Episode 1: The Night Before @goodboybadrep-ooc ❤️ Sorry it’s just Claire’s lines. But it was too quick 😂
Can I ask something? How much longer are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room?
It’s tomorrow girls. Tomorrow! Christ I feel sick
I know that I’m not worried about me I’m worried about you 4! If you fail your GCSE’s the school won’t take you back! I’m don’t wanna have to make new friends from scratch I’ll have enough on my plate with the A levels! I’m just praying you lot scrape by.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen you outside of your wee shop. Well uhh uhhh is there anything in particular you’d recommend Dennis?
Okay well.. we’re just having a bit of a read
What happened sister? Right
You have the results already? You know how we did?
It means we failed Erin it means no GCSE’s ergo no A levels. Ergo No university. Ergo the end.
I knew I should have cut ties with you lot a long time ago
Of course it’s your fault! You’ve dragged me down to your level! Your stupidity has finally rubbed off on me! I was a scholar when I met you Erin! A scholar!
Passing those exams was our only chance! We’re girls! We’re poor! We’re from Northern Ireland and we’re catholic! For Christ’s sake!
Oh thank you Michelle that’s very reassuring!
Oh my god (multiple times)
*unintelligible* this plan might be a little flawed
Shouldn’t we wait till dawn?
Jackie Ryan? Jackie Ryan the caretaker? He’s about 60 that’s disgusting! That’s elder abuse and he’s married that is the most— [Jackie Ryan’s son] Oh right
I’d rather not smash the shit out of it if you don’t mind Michelle
What are we playing at? This is breaking and entering girls!
Think I’m coming out in a rash
Oh Jesus Christ what was that let’s go let’s go hurry up
Why are we walking backwards?
It was wasn’t it ? They didn’t actually say where they were taking it did they? Actually now that I think about it weren’t those computers relatively new?
Right so is it a bit weird that two men we’ve never seen before just sorta took away a load of really expensive equipment in the middle of the night?
It’s just that now on reflection I’m slightly worried we might have accidentally helped burgle the school
You have my full cooperation Sir
There’s been a terrible mistake officer
Like that matters Erin! We’re Catholic for Christ sake! Have you never seen In the name of the father? They’ll think nothing of sending us down for a crime we didn’t commit we’ll be like the Guildford four or the *unintelligible* six
Excuse me ma’am can I just say we are absolutely willing to give evidence against these guys if there is a deal on the table
(LIAM NEESON APPEARS! Michelle is my spirit animal this scene)
Why can’t we speak to a solicitor
It was Hans Hans and his friend they did it
Oh God there’s no winning they’ll just wear us down until we say we did it will be forced to sign false confessions
Christ this could not get any worse
straight A’s Straight A’s
We did it (multiple times)