#party problems

[genericfantasynerd]

Washing the bag of holding...

The wizard and the fighter stare at each other until the wizard breaks the silence:

"Did you wash the bag of holding?" the wizards asks disdainfully.

"Why?" asks the fighter, an oblivious look on his face.

The wizard proceeds to upend the bag, as a flood of soapy water starts pooling onto the ground and filling the small room.

"Ohhhhhhh," says the fighter "Thats where all the water went!"

The wizard does not respond but simply glares at the fighter as they are slowly consumed by the rising water level.

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #103

Someone had poured vodka into the swimming pool, and the mermaids were drunk off their asses. The dragon had one too many shots of firewhiskey, and was now hiccuping flames near the garden, which only made Frankenstein panic. The changelings were using the zombie’s heads as volleyballs, and I began to wonder if this party was a good idea after all.

[marvelstheavengers]

Hey, any way you could add me to the party problems tag list? I really like it. Lesser and thanks.

Of course! Glad you enjoyed it. Let me know if anyone else wants to be included :)

[realtalkwithdroffutt]

Halloween is coming up pretty quickly! And often the celebrating begins on the closest weekend. While you make your plans with your costume and what you are going to do and where you are going...

[sugarmoontangerine]

What a Great Way to Start the New Year

By arguing with my husband about dumb horse shit.

[rp-geek]

Argh

The feels when you are trying to calm the drakes you are fighting down and your team mates are stupid enough to attack the very one you had successfully calmed.  Great, way to not fucking pay attention you dumb shit.  Stop playing your other games and pay attention to this one!

[stratagemma]

Yesterday I went to a party and it was kind of freak cause I only knew few of the people who were here so I just stayed with 3 friends of mine and we just stared at others partying... Some of them got very very drunk and they just screwed up everything (although it wasn't already that great) by being rude and dirty. So now I'm just very very sad for my friend who was celebrating her birthday... But she said maybe she would organise another party alone (because she celebrated her birthday with another friend who is the one who invited rude people) that time?

[apocalypseawakens]

Sylwester tho...

Everyone has these great new year's pics, meanwhile I died like 20 min before midnight and was too sick the next day to snap any good ones XD