#pasach

[the-catboy-minyan]

I am being bullied into becoming Moses

[dreadandbread]

Yesterday was my first Passover Seder so here’s my opinion of the food

(Btw this is meant to be a joke. I understand the significance behind each food.)

Karpas : Tasted like soap 3.5/10

Matzah: I used to fuck up some matzah when I was in Jewish preschool. As tasty as I remember 9/10

Haroset: Tasty. 8/10

Maror: EYHS IT SPICY (even our rabbi agreed that we got the wrong brand 😵‍💫) 3/10

More bitter greens: Literally lettuce. I felt like a little rabbit 2/10

Zeroah: Didn’t even eat it, just kinda stared at it 8/10

Beitzah: bôįłęď éğġ. Unsalted. Went crazy 9/10

Grape Juice: Since I am underage, I somehow drank the 4 cups. So sugary…… 4/10

MATZOH BALL SOUP: MATZOH BALLED.WONDERFUL DINNER 100/10

[zamgoods]

Happy Orthodox Easter..?!!

May 2nd 5.2.2021 122nd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar; 243 days remain until the end of the year. Waning Gibbous Illumination: 64% 36% darkness

Happy Easter!!! Part II. Are we going back in time? Is it Deja vu? Or Mandella Effect. So Today is April 19th according to the Julian Calendar. Huh?... Is this why they say Jesus is supposed to rise again? He rose a month ago and now again in May. Cool.

So that means Good Friday was on April 30, Gregorian.

This is important because maybe something will happen unexpected. Time Travel is possible.

[bibibuckleyy]

Happy Passover everyone! For my family we start celebrating at sundown so we are gettin ready!

[blacksharks88]

The Passover (Pasach) is finished.

Kal Halalyam la Yahawah ba ha sham Yahawashi ba ha sham Rawchaa Ha Qadash!! QAM YASHARALA, ABAD BABAL!!!! ⚡⚔️📜⚡

[zarinaa113]

Happy Pasach! Enjoy some Star Wars this holiday!

Or alternatively

Happy May The Fourth! Enjoy some Pasach this holiday!

[mammawolff]

Happy Easter everyone! Very pleased with my lil basket 😍😔😊 #easter #pasach #mrbunny #basketsoffun https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwh2WhLn5Kq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1aqgvrdcgegck

[zarinaa113]

Enjoy this hilarious Pasach video! My mom plays the “I think I’m gonna check on the soup” lady! Now you HAVE to watch it!

You don’t really but you like me right...?

Hope your family isn't this bad! (Mine isn’t, don’t worry)