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Patrick Bateman Headcannons

Smut during the beginning but fluff at the end ( ˘ ³˘) ♡

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• He’ll absolutely over stimulate you, your first time, he’ll pound into you unmercifully, whilst having two of his fingers rubbing your clit, and having his other free hand choking you, or making you suck on his fingers till your choking; depending on what mood he’s in.

• Patrick buy’s you all kinds of expensive lingerie, just to tear it off you that same night; half of the time with his teeth with how desperate he is.

• He’ll definitely brag to his friends about how you are in bed, not caring about how you feel when he does. Mainly he does it in-front of you, just to see your face turn red, in embarrassment.

• He’s into some major Christian grey shit, love’s to put gag’s in your mouth, so he can enjoy the moment, without having to hear you saying “slow down!” or “it’s too big” it’s also a huge turn on for him, makes him think he’s in control.

• Forces you to make “movies” with him, so while he’s gone on a business trip he can take the tape with him, and jerk off to it whenever he misses you, or whatever he perceives missing as.

• Doesn’t know what after care is, even if he did he wouldn’t care for it. He likes a one and done situation, none of that lovey dovey stuff. If he’s gonna fuck you, he’s doing it for his own pleasure not yours. (He’s a son of a bitch I hate him😒)

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Fluff headcannons (๑>◡<๑)

• Patrick adores spending money on you, it’s his love language at this point. He’ll hand you his card and say “spend what you want, baby” and he doesn’t bother to follow you around the mall, he’ll just find a lounge chair and sit there, while making business call’s.

• He call’s you stupid nick name’s, such as “baby”, “pumpkin”, and “honey bear” he only say’s them because he like’s to annoy you with them.

• Send’s you flowers under a different name (one of his co workers names, of course) because he wouldn’t want you to think of him as soft, but it doesn’t matter, you know it’s him sending them because he send’s his favorite’s, not yours.

• Whenever you remind Patrick of a meeting or anything at work, he tells you “maybe you should be my new secretary, I would rather see you in the office then, Jean.”

• On your first dating anniversary, Patrick planned out a romantic evening for the both of you. Unfortunately he told his friend’s about it and they told him “just throw her a box of chocolate, it’s what I do” and that’s just what he did.

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(Before any of you say these are inaccurate, I based some off the movie Patrick and the book Patrick so :3)