Patton getting all the boys huh?
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Patton getting all the boys huh?
Just a reminder that I will always love [insert Patton ship here] with all of my heart.
Dreams : Option 2
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Roman: A dream is a wish your heart makes!
Thomas, after having multiple dreams involving the other sides in a romantic light: Patton, you got something to tell us?
Patton: I have no idea what you’re talking about
Thomas: You sure
Patton: Yep, everything is great and I’ve got no secrets at all
Thomas: Sure.
Cons of drawing Pat in a dress :
-Everyone thinks it’s a girl
Pros of drawing Pat in a dress :
-My family thinks it’s a girl (and doesn’t question it when I’m drawing ships with Pat kissing)
guys all patton ships are so pure?
Logicality? Good nerd boy needs to understand emotions and who’s better then the literal embodiment of emotions? Pure bean needs to realize it’s healthy to let out all of his emotions even the bad ones? You bet our local nerd is ready with comfort food and books to read out loud bc Pat loves his voice
Royality? Pure affectionate gays who need validation from the other. v pure. they both are insecure about their feelings and they got a lot of love to give so why not give it to the other?
Moxiety? So cute. they are both v emotional people and love listening to the other and just hanging out being cute. Both very protective of the other but won’t admit it. they are awful at self care but they’re trying.
Moceit? Morally grey gay plus morally pure gay? one of my favorite types of ship. So good. Pat needs to learn to take care of himself and not put everyone elses needs before his own, and Dee needs some empathy and someone to listen to him.
(D)LAMP? Local dad needs love and validation from his best friends and they’re all married anyway, so why not?
PSA
Listen to Sleeping At Last's "Two" with your favorite Patton ship in mind.
I has more, but Tumblr apparently has a word count for these, so Patton looks after all the sides, but when he's sick they all come together to look after him and it makes him feel so loved and happy. Roman writes songs for the others in his spare time, when the others find out they ask him to sing to them. It makes the others cry, as it compliments everything about them and shows just how much Roman truly loved them
Moceit!!! Also Happy Halloween