Johnny who wears a kilt to a formal event with the team.
His girlfriend in a nice dress. Everyone in suits and formal garb. It’s an outdoor venue with a light breeze.
Johnny’s sitting toward the front, Price is talking and Johnny must not have realize the breeze was against his balls because Price was giving him aggressive hand signals to close his legs.
This isnt the only time this happens either. They’re standing around and drinking and breeze gets under him again.
He gasps like Mrs Doubtfire and goes “Oh me lordy, I’m Marylin now!” Pushing his kilt down. His girlfriend snorting as she sips, forcing alcohol out her nose.
He’s determined his sewing weights into his his kilt when they get home because twice is unreal.
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Hi yeah, I made an oversight on this. I’m girl from the US I’d admittedly it before and I’ve never interacted with a kilt. I do my best to represent the cultural aspects that I am not familiar with. I based this on a tiktok i saw of a man in a kilt flashing the groom and priest at an outdoor wedding while sitting down. It was just supposed to be funny. I’ll do more research like I normally do for my fics next time.
Hehehehehehe, you made a mistake Virgil does smaller things for the others, snuggling, making breakfast and just being there when they need someone. It makes the others realise how much they truly need him. Logan takes them all out on dates, specifically tailored to them. With Roman it was dancing by a lake they always visit.
Not necessarily. I got what I asked for, Alex. Also don't be afraid to ever send me fluff, especially the kind that rots people's teeth.
Me: it's 4am, and I meant to be asleep 4 hours ago. Let's sleep.
Brain: I know I've been complaining about lack of sleep since you woke up this morning, but here's an idea for a story about 2 useless lesbians that fall in love via a coffee shop cliche.
Me: I'm not writing it. We're going to sleep.
Brain: then you'll forget about it completely by the time you wake up. Cmon, just write a quick note at least *evil grin*
Me: idk how you did that grin, and I'm suspicious, but fine, I'll write a TWO SENTENCE description.
Also me: *spends 45 minutes writing 700 words that's kinda a summary, kinda chunks of the story*
Brain: aw, that's better. Here's some happy chemical and let's be tired now
Soap would catch you walking through the house “neked” (im sorry my accent is similar and it makes me giggle when I hear people pronounce stuff how i do) and drop everything to go get a piece of dat ass. Like he will burn his steak to eat smt else, ya feel me?
Price is also the same way. Gaz knows he can just ask and get what he wants. Simon has else control (sadly, but he’s hitting it later harder bc you teased him)
Saw this (🌽) link on @konigsblog (in the p link masterlist, its price eating out 2)
All I gotta say is not only does it look like Barry (the actor)
But he looks like YOUNG Price like lieutenant Price.
You cannot tell me this man does not fuck like an ANIMAL in his prime he probably had more than a few gfs but like, you cannot tell me otherwise.
He’s the best pussy eater. He is king 👑 like he would totally come back and be all pent up, especially when young, and just not be further than a step from you for the next 24 hours.
Done fucking? He’s sleeping next to you.
Also here’s one for older price having lazy sexy with you
This may or may not be the next installment of my old cod meets new cod having all the three Price’s meet… we’ll see tho if people want it
Different relationships that the CoD boys are in and will probably be in for most fics I write bc they give these vibes?
Featuring: Price, Soap, Ghost, Konig, Keegan, Gaz (in that order under the cut)
Price:
Wife. You both met on a dating app when the Captain was feeling lonely. Poor man got so anamored what was supposed to be one date and a fuck turned into one date, two days, four dates then fucking, then well yk. He kept you under deep protection, the boys never really learned about you but Price sends you photos of them all the time, referring to them jokingly as his sons. You’ll meet them eventually, but only when Price knows Graves and Sheppard aren’t a problem anymore.
Soap :
Fiance. After a couple years and a lot of confidence talks by Gaz, he built up the courage. He knew you’d say yes, everyone knew. Everyone knew the night you came to the bar to pick Soap up when he was blackout drunk and didnt kill him when he vomited all over your car’s dash. Ghost knew of you first to snatch up Soap’s phone to call. He was gruff and to the point about it but he felt sorry seeing Johnny cry over missing you but not wanting to leave the team during a celebration for another successful mission. Price made you promise him he’d be allowed to walk Soap down the aisle since it was, as he said, “clear who wears the pants in this relationship.”
(Fic about this posted and in my masterlist with in pinned on my account)
Ghost:
Situationship. He has too many attachment issues to be super stable and he knows it, especially with his line of work. You dont here from him for months at a time after goodbye dates, but when he comes back he’s basically living out of your apartment because it just feels better than living on base. He crashes on the couch because he doesnt want to join you in bed to make you uncomfortable or steal your bed by accident. He kicks and flops in his sleep like a fish.
Konig:
Wife. He couldn’t have put the ring on your hand faster out of fear of makimg you uncomfortable. After the second date he knew he wanted to marry you. But he waited a year to ask, it was painful for him. He asked the two of you elope, promised a ‘real’ wedding with a big white dress and anything you could ask for when the world was safer or his job slowed down. He has large enemies so he mostly keeps you as on the downlow as he can. Everyone knows not to mess with the Colonel's Wife.
Keegan:
Fiance. He promised you when you both graduated he’d marry you, lost contact not long after, reconnected a bit later, and he put a ring on you- promising he wouldn't lose you again. You’ve been engaged for a couple years but you want to be financially stable enough to do the dream wedding you both have planned on a Pinterest mood board. You’ve been his best friend since forever and met in a math class when he didn’t quite understand algebra. He says, “im not a math person,” quite often to this day.
Gaz:
Girlfriend. You met at a bar during his training way back while a friend was working as a bartender, they let you bust his ‘fake’ ID just to talk to him. He comes to see you every time he can now, cozying up in your bed and telling you the happy and fun moments he has with the boys on missions. You play Its Raining Men and he jokingly acts like he’s having flashbacks as a running gag.
