#pay no attention...

[ultramagnussmartposts]

[six-shooter]

Hello! It seems you're yet another future version of myself. I'm from the @dr-stanford-f-pines account, and I am also a version of you. Though, I'm here in 1981 instead of your present year. I've been given a phone by a strange being, and I couldn't be more grateful.

I can't see a fair amount of your account due to the blocks preventing me from so-called "spoilers," but I figured I'd attempt to ally with you. Well, you, as yourself, and you, as the man behind the curtain, both. It will be interesting to see yet another "interpretation" of myself!

My initial thoughts and questions (please answer as both your Ford and yourself, if you would be kind enough to get out of character for me):

What are your thoughts on Bill, my muse?

How are you handling all this technology recently? It seems quite overwhelming for me, though I'm sure it would be the same for you and much easier for "the man behind the curtain."

Why six-shooter? I'm very aware of the meaning, of course, but I'm curious!

What is the point of this blog? Just for entertainment, or something else?

And, just for the man behind the curtain: What made you decide to roleplay me? Why not some other character out there?

I appreciate you reading this! I'm currently waiting for some worthwhile messages to come into my own box, but I know how the chaos of the first few months is. Things have slowed down on my end because I myself have slowed down. I suppose that is my fault. My muse and I have been carefully working on crafting the portal. I have already decided to call F, but I will wait to do that until we need him.

I hope you have an enjoyable day,

Stanford Pines

Alright, I'm going to be entirely and completely honest here since this ask piqued my interest in an earnest, out of character way. I will be answering these in both ways, but I hope you don't mind if I remain largely out of character here because I'm incredibly curious about you as well! If that's not like, weird to say in response to an ask, lmao.

First of all, Bill is... a complicated subject? I'm going to try my best to say things without potentially screwing up a timeline or what have you. In character, Bill is a bit of a sore spot. I'm not going to tell you why, but just know that if I told you, it'd be "spoilers". As for my own opinion, I think he's fun! If an interdimensional triangle approached me with cosmic knowledge, I'd be putty in their hands. Hopefully not literally, because I know that Bill is likely capable of actually turning somebody into putty.

Secondly, I'd say that in character, this sort of technology isn't quite familiar, but endlessly fascinating and relatively easy to use due to... well, due to "spoilers". I'm not going to go there since you've stated on your own blog to avoid those. As for me, the person actually behind the screen, I'm using what is likely the jankiest laptop known to man, but it's easy enough to navigate, having grown up with the technology, haha. Wouldn't have it any other way.

The reasoning for the handle six-shooter is simple; it wasn't taken, but still alluded to... you? The character? I'm so sorry, I get a bit pedantic about wording sometimes- but you get what I mean.

The point of this blog is largely for entertainment, but it's also to hold me accountable in some ways (grammar, mostly). I have trouble with completing certain tasks, so having a kind of "motivator" to enrich my mind and do things that I had been putting off is helpful. ADHD for the win, I guess?

As for a reason why I picked you? Mainly teasing from my sibling. Me and them get mistaken for twins a lot of the time, and I've always had the nerdier interests and better grades/relationships with teachers. So upon us both watching Gravity Falls, things just... fell into place for them to never shut up about the two of us in relation to the two major sibling dynamics in the show. Thus, I figured that this would be one of the easier blogs to run if I were to make a roleplay account! This is basically one big experiment, in a way. Not one of any value to myself or society, but a fun one nonetheless.

So! I hope that this answered your questions in a satisfactory way! I myself know that I have a whole slew of questions of my own, but I'm honestly not too sure how to word them, haha. Once I do, I'll be sure to send you an ask or two! Hundred! (Likely from my main blog, @ieatnuclearwaste )

Hoping that this yap-fest wasn't too much to sift through,

The Mod.

P.S: I'm making a new tag for these kinds of asks since you cared enough to be the first! Congratulations on being the very first post on this blog with the tag #Pay No Attention... because I am nothing without my Wizard of Oz references.

[hit-the-neon-lights]

So I've loved this girl for over seven years now. Throughout those years we've always been more than friends, but not exactly girlfriends. Well, at least on an emotional level. Physical stuff is just recent, as in early May of this year. But here's the thing...it's always been a "Push & Pull" type thing and I'm not the one doing it. I Love her. I believe she IS the love of my life. I know she loves me. I just...wish things weren't always so difficult for us. Recently she started giving "us" a chance...but now I'm scared even though she told me not to be. But I can't help it...I'm scared that "us" will never truly happen. I KNOW it's meant to be but...just because something is meant to be it doesn't mean it will be. Am I making any sense? idk...i should be asleep. Guess I just needed to vent a bit. Night.