Swerve: You have a low bullshit tolerance this early in the morning.
Ultra Magnus: I have a low bullshit tolerance at every moment of every day.
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@ultramagnussmartposts
Swerve: You have a low bullshit tolerance this early in the morning.
Ultra Magnus: I have a low bullshit tolerance at every moment of every day.
I go into my own bar. I pay enough credits on the jukebox to get twenty one (21) consecutive plays of “The Touch” with one (1) “Dare” thrown in the middle. I am removed from my own bar.
Goodnight everyone...
@ultramagnussmartposts and I are set for the day! Come say hi if you see us!
If you see us at TFCon DC, come say hi. Swerve has a present for you.
For those of you at TFCon DC, and of LEGAL DRINKING AGE, the Tap Room has delicious high-grade.
@swerves-bar
Recommend some shots for me for tomorrow night.
Despite the... Hedonia incident... My holomatter avatar will be making an appearance alongside @swerveshitposts at the TFCon DC after-party.
I'll be the small human female with terrible fashion sense. Bless Verity's spark.
AYOOOO FRAGGERS GUESS WHO MADE SOME COOL SLAG FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME AT TFCON???
This Mech 😎
I won't make you guess who has a nice firm handshake in store for anyone who would like to say hello this weekend. It is me. I will be babysitting our friendly neighborhood bartender.
Please distract me.
Magnus has something to show you.
Has anyone ever told you to hakunna your tatas? Like, Rodimus when you freak out over reports?
I have no idea how to "hakuna", nor do I believe I own any "tata"s.
It's not NSFW if it's making fun if someone you care about.
Ultra Magnus, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord 8/12/17
things to say during sex
nothing
you dont need sex
the lord is watching
amen
oh so you're [REDACTED]?
you’re [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]?
@ultramagnussmartposts
Drift: 🎶Frag me in the aft 'cause I love Primus! The good Lord would want it that way!🎶
New rule.
Never. I will always Tailgate. I will tailgate Tailgate.
Arrested.
You can’t arrest all of us
I can put more than one Tailgate in a cell and see who emerges the victor, though.
New rule.
Never. I will always Tailgate. I will tailgate Tailgate.
Arrested.