Regulation responses.

Not a roleplay blog. Important Memo

[ultramagnussmartposts]

Swerve: You have a low bullshit tolerance this early in the morning.

Ultra Magnus: I have a low bullshit tolerance at every moment of every day.

[swerveshitposts]

I go into my own bar. I pay enough credits on the jukebox to get twenty one (21) consecutive plays of “The Touch” with one (1) “Dare” thrown in the middle. I am removed from my own bar.

[ultramagnussmartposts]

Goodnight everyone...

[swerveshitposts]

@ultramagnussmartposts and I are set for the day! Come say hi if you see us!

[ultramagnussmartposts]

If you see us at TFCon DC, come say hi. Swerve has a present for you.

[ultramagnussmartposts]

For those of you at TFCon DC, and of LEGAL DRINKING AGE, the Tap Room has delicious high-grade.

[ultramagnussmartposts]

@swerves-bar

Recommend some shots for me for tomorrow night.

[ultramagnussmartposts]

Despite the... Hedonia incident... My holomatter avatar will be making an appearance alongside @swerveshitposts at the TFCon DC after-party.

I'll be the small human female with terrible fashion sense. Bless Verity's spark.

[swerveshitposts]

AYOOOO FRAGGERS GUESS WHO MADE SOME COOL SLAG FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME AT TFCON???

This Mech 😎

[ultramagnussmartposts]

I won't make you guess who has a nice firm handshake in store for anyone who would like to say hello this weekend. It is me. I will be babysitting our friendly neighborhood bartender.

Please distract me.

[boxysnail]

Magnus has something to show you.

[ultramagnussmartposts]

Has anyone ever told you to hakunna your tatas? Like, Rodimus when you freak out over reports?

I have no idea how to "hakuna", nor do I believe I own any "tata"s.

[bluaple]

[ultramagnussmartposts]

It's not NSFW if it's making fun if someone you care about.

Ultra Magnus, Former Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord 8/12/17

[veinitas]

things to say during sex

nothing

you dont need sex

the lord is watching

amen

[brucebocchi]

oh so you're [REDACTED]?

you’re [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]?

[swerveshitposts]

@ultramagnussmartposts

[ultramagnussmartposts]

Drift: 🎶Frag me in the aft 'cause I love Primus! The good Lord would want it that way!🎶

[coldtake]

[ultramagnussmartposts]

New rule.

[transformersroleplayblog]

Never. I will always Tailgate. I will tailgate Tailgate.

[ultramagnussmartposts]

Arrested.

[ahxppyending]

You can’t arrest all of us

[ultramagnussmartposts]

I can put more than one Tailgate in a cell and see who emerges the victor, though.

[ultramagnussmartposts]

New rule.

[transformersroleplayblog]

Never. I will always Tailgate. I will tailgate Tailgate.

[ultramagnussmartposts]

Arrested.