@the-cryptographer wanted the meme and I am the memelord so I made it happen
kept it reasonable and just did peach and heart, but realistically (ie according to my headcanons) the whole meme could just be filled with boyfriends and girlfriends :v
Okay, but imagine for Peachshipping that Anzu does some really cute things that *she* doesn't consider romantic (like keeping a box of notes Yugi has sent her in class, or like a random good luck charm he gave her once for a test) but then Yugi finds out and he just melts and then Anzu melts because Yugi's so touched that she's kept these for all these years. (Yugi definitely has random keepsakes like those too though)
After all this talk of shipping - I know I’ve already told about 50 of you - but I’m gonna post this publicly.
I like peachship. Far more than i like revolutionship. Anzu and Yuugi are good friends. I think their temperaments are compatible. Yuugi’s crush is cute. And the idea that Anzu might go off to school and live, and come to an acceptance of her ambivalence regarding Yuugi compared to Atem, and grow to love Yuugi over time is adorable.
But the idea that it's canon during the DSoD timeline skeeves me out.
It’s pretty much canon that Anzu loved and was attracted to Atem in a way she felt much more strongly about than with Yuugi. The fact that the movie gave no time or space to her feelings of loss while focusing so heavily on Yuugi’s and Seto’s was a slight. And the only reason peachshipping gets the kind of support from canon that it does, even and especially compared to the other het ships, is because it slots directly in to the kind of ‘nice’ guy bullshit you’d expect from a canon so closely entangled in tabletop gaming and nerd culture.
Good Yuugi content, hmm? Let’s see… imagine Kame Game has a Halloween party event to stir up sales, inviting customers to come in costume and try out their ~spookiest~ board games. Everyone thinks that Yuugi and Anzu are doing a couple cosplay because they came as DM and DMG, but it was purely coincidental. Nobody believes them. Yuugi almost drops a bowl of punch when he first sees her.
Someone asked me for peachship fic recs, but unfortunately, I haven’t read enough to rec anything. Friends, please rec some peachship fics so I can pass them along and also read more myself? :D
Peachship was asked for over IM. Posting so the links’ll work and because it’s fun. :P
opening credits: Yogurtbox- Mariko (cute :3)
meeting for the first time: Splashdown- Beguiled Mark II (ok wow this is MUCH TOO DARK adfdafadfajw)
hey, i kinda like you: Humming Urban Stereo- Dark Circle (oh good we’re back to cute thank goodness)
i’m going to kiss you now: Omodaka- Concierto De Aranjuez (Adagio) (maybe a little dramatic/sad, but nice and serene too)
falling in love: Kalafina- Magia (WHYYYYYY... what are you doing to my nice soft ship, shuffle meme)
your place or mine: Taiyou & Ciscomoon- Gatamekira (oh thank goodness we get one that makes sense again)
naked in bed: Wakeshima Kanon- Twinkle Star! (actually not as mismatched as it might first seem, lol)
first fight: Perfume- Electro World (it sounds cheerful, but it’s honestly kind of a sad song about moving on... might have been better for the next one or even for Anzu and Atem)
maybe we should take a break: Kaya- Rose Kingdom (again with the songs that are much too dark, pls stop doing this shuffle)
i want you back: Shiina Ringo- Kodoku no Akatsuki Nobo Neko-ban (yeeeees!!! ... it’s like only every other one is appropriate, lol... “Sadness hurts, so turn yourself and look up to the stars. Close your eyes. Tonight the light is blinding in the dark. You will see us walk into the breaking dawn of day.”)
will you marry me: Protodome- Blueberry Jam! (ah yes, another beautiful chiptune wedding! this one is really nice though it works)
we’re getting older: Shiina Ringo- Koko de Kiss Shite (“I’ll never be able to give up on you, so never say goodbye and kiss me once again.” <3 <3 <3)
if you die i’ll go with you: GO!GO!7188- Polaroid (I don’t have a real translation for this song, but from what I can understand and autotranslate, aughhhh SAD)
ending credits: Perfume- Magic of Love (makes me think of DMG, haha... translated, “Would it make your heart race? If I savor this drop of love and go flying to where you are, Magic of Love, use this magic to cast your spell, hey, forever on me.”)
So this one... a bit weirder, lol. Stop trying to make peachship dark, shuffle! It’s not! It’s just not!
Which of your ships could you see getting married and/or having children? And which ones would, at most, just move in together and maybe get a pet?
I love this question!!! But some preamble first: some couples are in lifelong romantic relationships, but don’t actually want to get “married” in a legal sense. Which I only mention bc I do have some ships like that~ And, since I definitely have too many in general, I’m only gonna do a few here. Other than that, you can feel free to ask if there’s one I don’t mention that you want an answer for. ^^ One in particular I left off was Prideship. Which sounds funny considering it’s My OTP, but I know I’m gonna have a mile long answer for it, and I wanted these to be about the same length so.. lol
(Also, prepare to see how different combos weirdly change my ideas for whether or not certain characters have kids/get married.)
So here we go-
THE COMMITMENT CHART!!
Peachship (Anzu/Yugi):- Anzu and Yugi I can easily see going from dating to getting married. They’re not exactly traditionalists, but they plan on being committed long term, and they love the idea of saying so publicly to everyone they know with a huge commemorative party. So why not! Like, especially after they’re both well established in their careers enough that Yugi can work from anywhere and just location hop with Anzu if she’s going to be abroad for work for more than a few months, or if they need to move so she can work at this one really prestigious theater… Either one of them would absolutely pop the question once they’re sure they’re happy living like that. And the Mazaki-Mutous would be a wonderful couple. As for kids… idk. I know Yugi’d be happy as a homemaker, so that’s taken care of, but I think Anzu would have to have branched out into acting or something first. I’ve heard being a professional dancer and a parent is really difficult, what with the travel, and while she’s said over and over her dream is dancing, her not mentioning kids makes me think Dream First? So I imagine her dream would have to shift to a different career before she’d consider it. After that? Probably yeah.
Rishid/Otogi (Totemship maybe? god help me):- Rishid and Otogi seem like they would be a really really really fun couple, but while I don’t have a hard time seeing them being a serious couple, the endgame couple/marriage headcanons elude me… because I don’t have a very firm grasp on Otogi? ^^” So I can definitely see and headcanon as far as “they date for a few years, have a great time together, and definitely get as far as moving in and getting a dog", but that’s about it. They are absolutely a pair that’d just be enjoying it as it happens, so I can easily think of them as being a long term committed couple, I just need to work on seeing the details. This is absolutely an open invitation for you guys to throw some headcanons at me. xD
Identityship (Rishid/Ryou): (I don’t get the ship name but I saw someone already made one and I’m taking it for now xD)- Okay so… I don’t even know how, but this ship’s really gotten me wrapped up in it. and it’s gonna have to be it’s own post because it’s A Lot. I think it takes awhile for them to get to the Dating stage because they’re both really careful people due to their pasts, and they both really want to be sure it’s not going to be anything that could get between Rishid and Malik’s bond as siblings. But the moment they’re sure everything’s in the clear, they’re near to inseparable. Ryou is a Cuddler if ever I’ve seen one, and Rishid never really had a chance to realize that was something he is Totally About until that first time cozied up on a couch for a movie. They probably move faster than they should for a bit, moving in right away, letting their ~pillow talk~ bridge into talking about their future a lot relatively soon, but somehow for them it just Works. Probably because they’re both totally honest about it. The only hiccup I can see is imo Rishid would absolutely want children, whereas Ryou’s got some anxieties about being 50% responsible for a small human bean. But, considering Ryou’s roadblock are fears capable of being worked through, instead of just not wanting any, I can see him getting on board with the idea all by himself the easiest if he’s with Rishid. I mean… the guy’s not only got experience helping to raise a kid, he’s got experience helping to raise a kid who is partially possessed. As far as well equipped partners go? Rishid’s got that pretty darn covered. (and as for the fears Ryou’s got about what kind of parent he’d be? Rishid’s right there with all the reassurances anyone could need) Their wedding would be simple, I think, but sweet. The people closest to them, a few of their own traditions mixed together in a lovely ceremony, and then Lots of pastries. (who knew Rishid shared his weakness for cream puffs…)
Visionship (Isis/Mai):- Okay so like…. these are No Kids Please people to me. Like they enjoy them, love them even, but… from someone else. Their nieces and nephews (in the traditional sense but also their friends’ kids) are adored and spoiled beyond belief by Isis and Mai, but they are not having kids. They’d rather travel the world and live in peaceful luxury, feeding each other fruit while sunbathing as people look at them in envy and awe. Or blowing exorbitant amounts of money on clothes and makeup and jewelry and perfume. Backpacking across Europe or relaxing in Spain, etc. They’d have a wonderful life together, with 0 regrets to the path they chose. Funnily enough, they are also probably the first of all of them to actually get married. It’s formal, it’s gorgeous, and honestly almost everyone cries when they first look at each other to walk down the aisle together because they are So In Love. The reception is a Party And A Half though. So whichever one of them (or both, if both) wanted to wear a dress definitely has a second one to have a great time dancing in…. Mai probably throws the bouquet, just so she can make sure Malik catches it and watch him have a meltdown trying to hand it to someone else.
The next three are just different combos of the same three people (Yugi/Ryou/Jou), and actually could all function together, so I’ll list them in one go!
Wishship (Jou/Yugi):- I see Jou and Yugi bouncing back and forth on the idea of a formal marriage because it’s not That important to Yugi (though he does want a cake) and Jou’s never really considered it so long as they’re gonna be together anyway. That said, they are fairly sure about wanting kids. Yugi’s always been an “either way is fine” kind of guy, and since Jou is really about adopting some precious kid of his own one day, Yugi is completely for it. If they did get married, they’d probably pick something fun and informal. Small and sweet ceremony, “reception” at a rented out arcade (thanks, Mokuba!)… Who’s ready for some laser tag? Family and friends of the grooms divided up into two teams, with Jou and Yugi as team captains. The losers still get cake but the winners get bragging rights. GO! (the fate of the match actually comes down to Shizuka, a sharpshooter, and Rebecca, the princess of finding cover)
Heartship (Ryou/Yugi):- By contrast, Ryou and Yugi are very sure about wanting to get officially married, and probably talk a lot about it well before the actual engagement. They know they don’t want to get married right away, but hey, they’re comfortable talking about ideas for it anyways…. They land on saying their vows beneath the projected ‘sky’ of a planetarium, with a similar motif for the reception. Their engagement and wedding bands, too. It’s all very sweet, though the vows get kind of existentialist. xD But because (as mentioned above) Ryou’s got some anxieties about it, and because it’s not super important to Yugi, I’m not sure about them with kids. Which is fine. They adopt some cute pets and have fluffy-children instead, plus they make great uncles to their friends’ kids! It’s a wonderful life.
(side note: Atem would be a bit jealous of the planetarium vow idea when he first hears about it. it’s Such A Good idea. Kaiba would offer off-handedly a honeymoon on the rebuilt space station when Atem mentions it. And Atem nearly drops his fork in surprise because they’d never talked about…. that’s the first time he’s…)
Jou/Ryou/Yugi (Cuddleship?):- This is where it all kind of comes together. xD Jou would consider the whole wedding thing a bit more seriously with Ryou involved, because while for Yugi it’s not a very big deal (so he wouldn’t mind if they didn’t do it), it is a pretty big deal for Ryou. So while the three of them initially plan to just be long-term committed with each other, with Yugi and Ryou being married officially as well, their planning would lead him to wonder if, you know, there really is much of a difference between what he wants out of not getting married and what he’d get if he was officially married. And the thing is? There’s really 0 difference for him. So if it really makes a difference emotionally to Ryou, yeah, he can do that. And (answering the very first question Ryou has when he says it) he can happily do it, wants to do it. “It’s just a promise made in front of a bunch of people, instead of in private. I’m okay with that.” Tbh he probably sort of catches some excitement for the idea before he even decides to tell them about it. He still doesn’t get the difference, personally, but he’s really excited and all about what it itself means and how happy Ryou and Yugi will be to plan it with him. As for kids….. okay, anxiety aside, Ryou honestly loves them? They’re messy and expensive and loud and all but made to give you a heart attack… but he loves them, and he’d want to have one. And with two other parents around to help, after a couple years, he feels comfortable bringing it up himself and saying he’d like to talk seriously about possibly adopting a baby. (they do. and name her “Amane”)
