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I don't use this acc anymore FYI!! // PG-13ish blog. I strive to not include content any stronger than you'd see in the show, manga, or games. So probably the worst you'll see here is canonical mild language and fantasy anime violence. lol [do not tag any of my posts involving siblings OR minors with adults as a ship. thanks!]

[aeviann]

Nothing to see here just the proof that I am descending into ygo hell a little more every day

[synthient]

Joey’s dating Yugi, Kaiba’s dating Atem….and Grandpa keeps inviting them both to the same family dinners

[synthient]

#joey has the impressive ability to do a cough that sounds almost exactly like ‘heart attack’

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I’M MARRIED!!!!!

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*smug seto kaiba voice* he’s saying goodbye to you and leaving behind an extremely dangerous ancient artifact that can transcend dimensions to get to him for me. we are not the same

[synthient]

Every time Atem starts a new pokemon save, Kaiba's like "look, you cannot just use the first 6 pokemon you caught on route 1 for the entire game," and Atem's like "but they're my valued friends! I won't abandon them!" and then proceeds to beat Kaiba's meticulously bred and ev-trained team with Fluffy the Furret

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okay but the fact that they didn’t use ANY image of Atem for the end of this event? not even a manga screenshot? has me 👀 

[synthient]

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and like, the lines w the kids I can overlook (in annoyance) as an oversight. the lines w sera I can handwave (while being frustrated they went with such a lazy route) as being because she’s an enemy. BUT MOKUBA? nope. back to the drawing board lads. you flunked this one.

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It was already weird that DM Duel Links Kaiba was just as rude to the little kid duelists as he was to the older ones, but it’s genuinely ???? that DSOD Duel Links Kaiba is? like he gave them VR for free and acts super chill w them in canon. would ‘slightly less antagonist’ alternate lines have been THAT much trouble????

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also that ONE line where he’s a huge dick to Mokuba if you win???? who allowed you to exist?

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@cryptidclub​ YEAH! HE IS! And what gets me esp is that there’s not really.... anything in the broader script/narrative of the game that sounds like he’s usually rude or mean to the kids. In fact, the other duelists all get really excited to see him! So it’s just a really egregious oversight on this game’s part to not have like... less rude lines mixed in, or like I said before used when he’s dueling the really little kids.

As for Mokuba-

It’s not like, super terrible or anything, and Eric Stuart’s delivery is definitely a “not as much of a jerk as you could have been award” take on it. But it is a really rude very un-encouraging when he could just say “I bet you could do better, sport” or smth instead.

And this is another weird one for me bc his start of duel line/other interactions w Mokuba are totally normal, if pretty Kaiba-y (”Don’t expect me to go easy on you”), so idk why this is his victory line. Esp w how it’s delivered, “Come on, Mokuba, you can do better than that” is a much better fit. Less mean-spirited, but still pretty Kaiba-y. And yet: this. :\

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I saw someone earlier like “I hate dsod Kaiba he’s so creepy and mean” and I was like......he’s going through it p hard all movie????? and then someone else pointed out they meant DUEL LINKS dsod Kaiba and I was like.........oh lmao yeah he’s kind of a dick

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It was already weird that DM Duel Links Kaiba was just as rude to the little kid duelists as he was to the older ones, but it’s genuinely ???? that DSOD Duel Links Kaiba is? like he gave them VR for free and acts super chill w them in canon. would ‘slightly less antagonist’ alternate lines have been THAT much trouble????

[card-gays]

also that ONE line where he’s a huge dick to Mokuba if you win???? who allowed you to exist?

[card-gays]

It was already weird that DM Duel Links Kaiba was just as rude to the little kid duelists as he was to the older ones, but it’s genuinely ???? that DSOD Duel Links Kaiba is? like he gave them VR for free and acts super chill w them in canon. would ‘slightly less antagonist’ alternate lines have been THAT much trouble????

[synthient]

Least valid thing about Duel Links is not carrying over "Seto Kaiba is nice(-er, comparatively) to kids" from the anime, tbh

[lostcryptids]

* morphs into this and never turns back *

[fyeahygocardart]

Master Peace, the True Dracoslaying King

[tubbytarchia]

Based on one of @yu-gi-oh-confessions submits

I used to have a blue eyes white persian cat and I miss her very much so you know I couldn't pass on an opportunity like this

[synthient]

okay I had to lose on purpose like 10 times to finally get this line again and screenshot it, so naturally after all that it doesn't rly seem that funny anymore (mostly I was amused by the talking about himself in the 3rd person thing, the return of hocus pocus mind parlor tricks, and the possibility that this line might be dub added, since I heard it first w the Japanese audio and Tsuda doesn't say "Kaiba Seto"), but. Please Clap djdnddnd

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omG your sacrifices were not in vain