The 1970s: when "personal expression" meant painting a giant nude lady on your pants and calling it fashion. This couple has clearly never met a pair of jeans they couldn't make weirder with some acrylic paint and free time. Her jeans feature tasteful flowers; his feature what appears to be a psychedelic mermaid-pinup hybrid staring directly into your soul. The fact that they're both barefoot suggests this is either a fashion shoot or they've been at the craft supplies too long. This is peak "I can make my own clothes" energy, and honestly, we're here for it, even if the pants are a bit much.
Source: Gallery, December 1972
















