May 18, 2015
Brian Williams Bikes to Piermont, Tolerates His Children
"My legs!"
"You'll be fine, Brian, it's just a muscle cramp."
"I can't feel my legs! They're gone! Charlie got me!"
"Brian, you're fine. It's just a cramp from a long bike ride."
"Tell my wife I love her."
"I'll be happy to do that."
"And tell my kids I've learned to tolerate them."
"That's big of you."
"They no longer make me regret years of my life."
"I'm sure they'll love that."
"And tell Meredith Vieira I'm sorry about the moose incident."
"What!?"
Wait, no. My mistake. I was biking to Piermont, NY with Yosef Lewis discussing how everyone else on the road was over fifty, and in my excitement I confused the stories. It happens.