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[sallypejr]

In AU, where jedi started few reforms, mainly lead by post war reasons like too many kids, not enough adults, this idea happened...

After long long looooooooooong debates jedi high council with collaboration with other councils decided, that jedi master (already a master, not knights) can have more than one padawan at the same time...

Councilor A: you put there upper limit for having padawans, right?

Councilor B: why would i put upper limit, everybody know you can have one or two padawans only???

Councilor A, horrified: oh no

Councilor B: why are you-

Councilor A: where is Plo?!

[sallypejr]

I want somebody to publish The Jedi Code For Dummies, and it's all just four lines:

- do no harm

- take no shit

- the force is your friend

- don't do drugs the dark side, kids

[sallypejr]

Okey. So like. Mythosaurs.

Big ass lizards. Big as city.

Dangerous with big teeth and horns. (Like most of star wars fauna.)

All pictures give them sharp teeth of predator.

All pictures also make them look like dragon dinosaur mix with mammoth tusks as horns.

So... what the heck were they eating?!

I know they say that mandalore was pre dral'han rich in both fauna and flora, more so at the beginning of colonization, but still.

Predator hunting solo would most probably go after same size or smaller prey. So there either had to be another kind of big ass animal (only we have no bones and no stories about them) and probably living in herds to survive and feed mythosaurs, or very very very big herds of some smaller kinds of herbivores. Like so big herds that buffaloes before arrival of white people look like nothing.

But still, there's no documented history about these animals. Yeah, there were shatuals, and dral'ham destroyed all libraries etc. and creators of mando culture were going by rule of cool, not by logic, but still. What the heck did mythosaurs ate?!

[sallypejr]

I was thinking... no order 66, everybody is happy, padmé and anakin have their twins au.

I like the happy familu aus out there. They are cute and i need my dopamine.

But i also agree with that one post somewhere on tumblr, that it's honestly not realistic. If we have no jedi genocid, palps and his pals were stopped, war ended au, anakin did not fell au... Well, anakin would still be obsessed over his wife and would hate all the time she gives attention to anybody else. Including his kids. He would not abuse them, but he would not be happy about their existence. There would be some... proprietary behaviour. Because twins are his kids and no body else's. For sure some controlling issues.

That there's padmé. Who since age of baby was in politics and was the politician. Who would not drop her career for anything, including high risk pregnancy (which considering she had no ob-gyn would be even without twins and choking). She would have no idea what is normal childhood. And she would not stop working, being a senator, one of the leaders.

So. If there would be no jedi genocide, palps and his pals stopped, end of war, no fall to the dark side... it would be without happy skywalker-naberrie family. It would be workaholic negligent mother, jealous obsessive father, and twins raised by droids and nannies.

[sallypejr]

As per mandocreator and their mando'a dictionary...

BIR means pocket.

DURIK means vermin, small undesirable animal. Many mando'a words staring with DU have bad vibe, therefore, with power given to me by me and the late hour, I decided that RIK is the part meaning a small animal.

Therefore!!!

BIRIK - noun - [BEE-reek] - plu. birike

English: pokémon

Also, pokemon trainer would be KAROYA

Because it's mandos we are talking about, so no trainers, only hunters.

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[diariodeannie-blog]

Dio un paso al frente y ella le rodeó con los brazos, como si intentase abarcar todo su cuerpo con sus pequeñas manos. James se inclinó y la besó despacio. Ella cerró los ojos y se pegó a él todo lo que pudo, intentando que nada se interpusiera entre los dos. Él sonrió. Le dio otro beso, y otro más... y se preguntó si era posible vivir solo a base de besos. A él le hubiese gustado que existiese esa posibilidad. Kelsey rió cuando los labios de él ascendieron lentamente por su rostro y rozaron su nariz delicadamente, luego sus párpados y las mejillas. Infinitos escalofríos se adueñaron de sus sentidos. Y después un beso fugaz, en los labios, antes de que él apoyase su frente contra la de ella y se quedase ahí, quieto, respirando nervioso y mirándola fijamente. La frialdad de sus ojos plateados se esfumó unos instantes.

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