Day at the Zoo
Bald eagle: *screaches*
Pepper: What’d ya say, Steve?
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Pepper: Southern screamer? Sounds like a sex position.
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Pepper: Satan waits.
Loki: I heard my name?
Pepper: Loki, you’re a cupcake.
Loki: *offended noises*
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Tony: It’s R2D2!
Pepper: No, it isn’t.
Tony: I know my mechanics. That’s R2D2.
Pepper: Honey, that’s a peppermint striped bucket with a blue and white fan on top.
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Pepper: A sea puppy.
Loki: That’s a seal.
Tony: A sea puppy!
Loki: *sighs*
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Loki, not used to so much walking: My legs are gonna be sore tomorrow.
Tony: That’s what she said.
Loki: *Unamused silence*
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Pepper: The tiger is staring right at me...He looked away cause he was intimidated.
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Tony: Free snack? I already have a free snack. Loki.
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Leopard pounces
Modi: *starts to cry*
Jay: *starts cackling*
Pepper: You can tell that Jay is Loki’s son
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Loki: Why are you playing that awful, loud band?
Tony: 1. One it’s not awful and loud, 2. It’s called AC/DC, 3. It’s coming from your phone.
Loki: Oh...
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Pepper: *at every animal she sees, even if it’s awake* It slep.
Loki: Pepper, no.
Later that night
Pepper, laying in bed with Loki and Tony: They slep. *runs hand through Tony’s hair affectionately*
