#perfect joke

[rooolt]

one thing about gorgug thistlespring, he loves short little autistic barbarian girls

[crewdlydrawn]

I nearly passed out laughing:

Arnold Palmer joke on “Dirty Laundry” season 5, episode 2.

[sargassostories]

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them

[yourfavisirredeemable]

are you a top or are you “going back to the van to check for ghost orbs”

[bassclarinety]

Me, an asexual, in a conversation about repopulating the world during/after an apocalypse:

My friend: Well, I’m not the best choice for repopulating the world-

Me, unironically taking the perfect opportunity: Well, it’s not going to be me!

Long story short my friends lost it, and I was stunned at myself for taking the opportunity 😂

[thornescratch]

Pretty much.

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[grizzabella-02]

i know that riptide is supposed to be this 5 cent ball point pen but i've always imagined it as a fountain pen

[mx-cassette-tape]

mx. po-they-to head