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d'ya think we're trans cause of the cooties we caught in third grade?

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getting drunk at the water testing facility (jesus is here)

[bustedbitmap]

[portalgifs]

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

[monasticmaestoso]

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

[ryanccole]

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

They also have an empathy generator immediately followed by an empathy suppressor I love portal

[theprofmoth]

Fucking S tier game writing

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Next time someone asks me what a phallo-preserving vaginoplasty is, I'm just gonna show them a picture of the gaping dragon from Dark Souls 1

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It's a Wonderful Life but it's about if he had never transitioned

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We needn't use the tools of the oppressor (cumming)

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Y'know a lot of people hype up greek mythology but 90% of their mythical creatures are just naked women in the forest

[gemsandjunk]

The Onion continues to never miss

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It's A Wonderful Life pisses me off.

God's argument for staying alive is literally 'it's better than nothing'

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honk shoo-ah, mimimi on that thang

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Concept: calling someone who hasn't yet realized they're plural a clutch

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We feel like, as a hispanic system, we get to have the final say on this: if any of you refer to us using 'vosotros', that's hate speech.

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adding femboy to the spell-check dictionary

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Nightmare blunt rotation

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mx. po-they-to head

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wow we did it thank

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Our constant state of being is "i would literally kill someone right now for a sweet little treat but seven dollars is too much"

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I fucking hate Clint.