Hi there. I'm Erich's new foam roller. He got me as an early birthday present from his wonderful wife and daughter. I've been with the big guy for nearly two days now and he's used me three times already. I'm very proud of myself because in that time I've cracked over 10 bones in his back and I heard him says how good it felt when I did that. I understand that he used to get the occasional massage, but each one of those took too long and cost too much money. I'm happy to be a cheap and portable substitute for a certified massage therapist. I see that Erich has mostly mid-back issues and I provide great relief for that. He should also know I'm equally proficient at tending to his neck and legs. I'm quite sturdy; many of my colleagues from the factory have been tested voraciously by massive football players and all are still good to go. I like to be put to use and can't stand being left in a dusty closet for weeks at a time. Hopefully Erich realizes this and will allow me to do my job. That's all for now. I'll let you know in a few weeks how he's been treating me.
