#perhaps tmi

[the-overanalyzer]

Bad enough we get pimples on our face, getting them other places should be banned outright.

[pup-posting]

sorry for being a little bit inactive! i’ll be honest i got prescribed ssris recently so it’s low key killed my libido but trust my t is fighting that STRONGLY

[lunaexclipse]

"She's Australian, a real life, honest to god Australian!"

[bananastarion]

I'm bisexual, traditionally sapphic leaning. Most of my friends and I have no filters and few boundaries, and I've been intimate with most of them at one time or another, so it's normal for us to share when we're thirsty or whatever. And I've been that, errrr, a lot lately... for reasons that this blog might hint at. And every time my friends are like "lol youre such a fuckin lesbian" because they just assume I'm lusting for women as usual and perusing lesbian tiktok or whatever. When I tell them it's actually over a foppish vampire elf in a video game they're like wtf is happening to you 😅 It's giving my guy friends false hope, though. Sorry bros but you're not Astarion, not even close... in fact, since I found Astarion I've really lost all interest in the IRL men who want to continue a sexual relationship with me lol and idk how to explain that to them without sounding nuts. Imagine getting rejected for a fictional character, ouch. Sigh... there just aren't any irl men like Astarion, for better and worse.

[faggymcfly]

pizza farts are like cosmic punishment for so much as touching gluten

[idontknowhatthehelliamdoing]

so i thought i had heard the landline ringing so i got up to check the caller ID and when i saw that no one was calling it was then that i realised i was neither wearing my HA nor my CI

[dinojay]

this is one of those nights where I seriously research donating my eggs for money just to get them the fuck away from me >.<

[cheekygeekymonkey]

stupid conversations to piss off my sister

me: i have to go pee.

sister: then go pee.

me: but i don't want to.

sister: what the fuck is wrong with you? why not?

me: me. 'cos i want to keep it. it gets cold at night and pee keeps me warm.