Distracting you with my lusts for Astarion

I love Astarion, he’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy. PS: I'm over 18, blog is mildly nsfw, I don't tag spoilers

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Perils of dating a Wild Magic Sorcerer while trying to have a dramatic moment on your grave.

[scarvenartist]

[shadydruid]

Baldurs Gate 3 Origin Characters Oracle Cards! Almost all of them have been updated since I first posted them. The last one is my Durge Amaranthine 💜 Which card do you like the most?

[bladesandbhaalspawn]

BG3 Moodboards

Boo

[origin characters | other companions | npcs | tavs | durges]

[cheekylittlepupp]

Constantly thinking about how when you play as durge and try breaking up with our precious vampire because you’re worried that you’ll kill him, Astarion says:

“Cazzador used his tortures to strike terror into me, but I’ve rarely been more afraid than on the night when I feared Bhaal had claimed you for good”

“But I trust you won’t kill me. And if you do, then I’ve gotten sloppy, and probably had it coming”

This man is risking his own life so he can be with you and he’s comparing the fear of losing you to the 200yrs of torture by Cazzador..oh my bad, losing you is worse “I’ve rarely been more afraid”

[gufu-vire]

Do this picrew and share the last song you listened to!

You are tagged if you are reading this!

I appreciate the tag @savriea

[truthfultales]

Tagging whoever wants to participate but @bananastarion and @galesdevoteewife in particular.

[bananastarion]

[ria-neearts]

Happy 1st anniversary BG3 !! aka Best Game 3ver

[hell-alka]

Hi Minsc!! 👋

[emmy-and-the-tieflings-deactiva]

[rhiannon-shadowsinger]

Another Scratch finished and soon to be headed off to his forever campsite 💜

[amenidro]

[lorlocks]

Rise & Grind 💪✨⚔️💵✨

[forkingbrusselsprout]

One of my favorite Astarion’s sass dialogues is when he talks about how Cazador “saved” him and you mention that he “saved” him by turning him into a vampire slave.

Astarion [with all due disrespect]:

[rooji-r]

rogues be like

Shadowheart looks up at them. "Hey guys, I found a ladder!"

[bg3astariononlydeok]

[isas-neatstuff]

I am once again. reminded of this thing whenever I get an idea for a drawing with Rolan

[doubleloner]

tag your traumatized man comfort character