just saw this personal ad from 1966 (sourced here) and god. this is really it
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just saw this personal ad from 1966 (sourced here) and god. this is really it
A selection of strange and cryptic personal ads from The New York Herald, 1850s-1870s. 18/?
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#...I hope someone gave him a chance and ge got to buy a nice lady hoop skirts all the rest of his days
I’m just old enough to remember personal ads in the back of the newspaper but too young to have placed any, and that feels like a tragic lost opportunity for me. Short format, no pictures, just “here’s my pitch for fun, love, community or all of the above”:
Are you a rugby butch with patience to spare for a tomboy femme with new-fan questions? Let me buy you a pint for your wisdom!
You have a vegetable garden, I like to cook. Play-date in the kitchen?
Motorcycle-curious fat femme seeks experienced dyke on bike - take me on my first ride, please? Doesn’t have to be a double entendre unless you’re into it
CRITTERS: chubby queer Jester looking for Thursday night watch parties with Beau and Yasha types, oh hey I have five more words left, doodoodoopydoooo DONUTS
Too tired to play coy; if you like a girl who jiggles when you fuck her, hit me up.
Steve tired of the dating scene takes out a personal ad in the local paper to find a date. Eddie who is now a famous rockstar does the same. Neither of them uses their real name. Steve because he’s embarrassed and Eddie because he wants to find real connection outside of his fame. When they finally meet up they immediately recognize and remember their reasonings for disliking the other. They spend the whole date recounting their past grievances with each other. They go through dinner, a movie and a van ride home arguing nonstop. The next morning they wake up naked in Steve’s bed making plans for a second date.
How to Stand Out from the Crowd in Online Dating 👉 Discover the Winning Strategy
Barbie Peruses The Personal Ads…
And those are the more tame categories in the Personal Ads…
But don’t worry Pervs… Barbie will eventually get to the more kinky categories…
Just be patient…
Drummer Magazine's "Tough Customers" Classified Publication #4, 1990
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