#personpost

[universalnerd11]

Person A: [aggressively cleaning.]

Person B: [So confused] What are you doing?

Person A: [Unfazed] Cleaning. What does it look like I'm doing?

Person B: But why?

Person A: [Screaming] I'm tired of it looking like somebody dropped help in here and forgot to pick it up!!

[adequatelyassessing]

Nursing Tumblr is dead and there is nothing here anymore, sorry ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[ashleighshantel-blog]

Got to be a part of the last full warped tour yesterday! Introduces 3 friends to new music, and got to see bands over loved for years all in one day ♥️♥️ °° °° #warpedtour #vanswarpedtour2018 #warpedtour2018 #vanswarpedtour #bands #dmv #columbia #realfriends #chaseatlantic #wethekings @chaseatlantic @3oh3 @realfriendsband @wethekings #3oh3 #personpost (at Merriweather Post Pavilion)

[rabbitintheroses]

Never in a mil years did I think that I'd be responsible enough to care bout saving enough money for adult things like marriage and having kids. A considerable amount of my salary each month now gets invested for such things instead of being squandered on items that make me happy like traveling and handbags and manicures and other material things because I am superficial and vain as fuck and at this point, to be very honest, being beautiful and living the life makes me happier than getting married and having a family. So future kids I hope you realise the sacrifice I'm making, wasting away my youth leading a very average life so that you can have a decent one. In the case that I don't have kids i.e. either successfully convincing the husband that kids are voluntary torture (I really really dislike children) or I don't marry (woohoo #freedom), I am going to use that money to buy myself a Birkin. Double woohoo. I'm half joking. Let's hope that in about twenty years time I'm less of the selfish human being that I seem to be right now. Haha

[sunbellies-blog]

I'm about to cry. I'm stuck in traffic until forever and it is not moving at all. Hopefully president Obama will uplift me.

[beneath-the-starlight]

I'm thinking of volunteering to go to either Kenya or India to help build a village for part of the summer!

[dayswithoutcoffee]

Grocery Shopping

I went Grocery shopping with my room mate and my boyfriend. Me and room mate are having a argument about whether or not we want fruit rollups or dinosaur gummies and my boyfriend finally gets fed up and just yells "YOU'RE BOTH ADULTS YOU CAN GET BOTH FRUIT ROLLUPS AND DINOSAUR GUMMIES!" 

We got both.

And my boyfriend is the bomb.

[dayswithoutcoffee]

The Fight of my life

So I live near a marsh, so come every spring and summer, no matter how hard we try we always seem to get ants. Big black carpenter ants. Now some people would be like "oh it's just a couple of ants!" or "You get them every year, aren't you use to it yet?" Answer: NO.

Tell me would you ever get used to finding tiny little black demons crawling on you? NO.NEVER.

So today is like any other day I walk into my room and realize that I left a cup in there early, that use to contain juice. Now for most people this wouldn't be a problem but for me it's a big problem, because I reach for the formerly empty cup, only to find it is full. OF ANTS. Now like the well seasoned lady I am, I grab the cup and run screaming like a banshee all the way down the hall to the bathroom. Only the bathroom is currently occupied, by my sister. I keep calm cool and collected as I yell, "OPEN THE DOOR!" To which her very witty reply is, "Ummm, I'm in here." I did come up with several witty replies in my head but there was no time for that as the cup has started to realize that it is on the move and they are coming dangerously close to my hand. So I yell again, "I HAVE A CUP FULL OF ANTS IN MY HAND, IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR-" the door swings open and my sister jumps back as far as she can and I fling the cup into the sink screaming. Then we turn on the water, relief washing over me and washing the ants away. All but one. One ant, i kid you not, CLIMBS OUT OF THE FUCKING DRAIN. So naturally we scream. Then we turn on the water and watch it wash down, only for it to come back, AGAIN. And again. Finally we turn on the scolding hot water fill the sink to the brim and add soap (don't know why, but it seemed appropriate at the time). Finally the ant goes down.

It was literally the fight of my life. Adrenaline was pumping, I was screaming, my sister was screaming, it is something I never wish to experience again. I have learned my lesson, I will never EVER drink juice in my room again, for fear this will happen again.