#perssasy

[fluffynicoopriv]

Posejdon: *randomly shows up*

Percy: Hey dad

Percy: Listen-

Percy: If you wanna be absent father, can you at least absent?

Posejdon:

[riordanverse-madness]

Percy and Nico, sass and sarcasm–the most dangerously perfect duo

[just2an7ichident]

How did we end up like this

Annabeth: *talking about how sweet and lovely Luke is*

Me: Shut the fuck up

Percy: *Dramaticly mumbling Mr. Brightside by The Killers*

Me: Sweet Perseus Fuck fuck fuck *with the rhythm of Sweet Caroline*

[apollosfavoritekid]

ik i'm def not the first person to talk ab this, but, plz, we have to see some persassy x gen Z hummor in the Disney + adaptation, it would take persassy to a whole new level, like, "it's the being turned into a tree for me 💅" at thalia, or "suffering, but make it sassy"

[thatgirlwithtoomanyships]

annabeth: we’re gonna be late so hurry up or i will end you myself, jackson.

percy: you’d think she’d stop threatening to kill me after we’ve fallen into hell together but nope still going strong

annabeth: percy

percy: right behind you wise girl

[snows-corner]

I better see Perssasy live up to all his glory or I riot

[topititi]

The Uncle Rick has spoken

[topititi]

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