#pet sperm

[disaaky]

I don't condone being mean to kids, but I find the term "pet sperm" hysteric.

It came up recently, bc my dad wanted to give Tamriel rebuilt a go, but haven't played Morrowind in like a decade or so, I, however, play it on a regular basis since I was nine years old. And I was thinking "it must be weird that your pet sperm is explaining to you the mechanics of a game that YOU introduced to it"

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I am now in possession of 1 (one) jumbo sperm

Named him Bob