Peter is really the type to just end up in random places, like under a car or behind the fridge, and nobody has a clue how he got there.
Tony once screamed when he found Peter in the washing machine (luckily it hadn’t been turned on) Peter told him “But it’s warm in there!”
Tony just said, “If you want to be warm come cuddle with me”
He climbs into the vents with Clint when he gets bored
People will find him under the table (”C’mon, it’s cozy down here!”)
Once he got stuck trying to fit under the couch
Bruce almost got the Hulk scared out of him when he opened the laundry basket and Peter was in there, fast asleep
Peter slept in the empty bathtub once. He told everyone he “wanted a change of pace”
Somehow he managed to haul a raft into the compound and fell asleep in it. Everyone was very confused.
Sometimes the Avengers will hear clunking and Peter voice saying “Ouch” and they know he hit his head while he was under his bed (Tony runs up frantically to check on him every time)
They had a grandfather clock, and once Nat looked at it and Peter’s big brown eyes were just staring out of the glass
On a dare (from Clint) Peter hid in the Iron Man suit. Tony panicked when he couldn’t find him and FRIDAY wouldn’t tell him, so he searched every inch of the compound. When he couldn’t find his baby he ran to the suit and Peter popped out (they both screamed)
/do not tag as st*rker/
