I have a hc that Neil is just ... naturally good at like every sport? Like, can keep up with the soccer team at Palmetto to like being able to just obliterate everyone in mini golf or ultimate frisbee. BUT he's not competitive about anything but Exy, so he doesn't pull out the skills often. Kevin, on the other hand, is so b a d at all other sports, but is ridiculously competitive about all of them anyway. The rage Kevin feels watching Neil casually sink a shot in a waste paper basket is palpable
Kevin, watching Neil leap to catch a frisbee: slut Neil: you know your mom would’ve had to know other sports in order to invent Exy. Like clearly Exy’s the only thing that matters but before that-- Kevin: I’m deleting you from my Excites account












