#pfxl

[bastardtrait]

[cw: sim spice]

me, trying to find a Creative AngleTM to hide the fact that all i do is take porny pictures of my sims (i am failing miserably): waow. that's art babie.

18+ link to veritable sinning in a church

[bastardtrait]

sage and shaw hammered out their bucket lists, and lo and behold, they're pretty much just fuckin and travelling. so i love that for them. shit, that's what i'd wanna do, so.

Shaw: so...are we doing this thing?

Sage: i'm down if you are.

Shaw: oh yeah. hugely.

18+ link to see them getting started on their bucket lists

[bastardtrait]

yes the wedding crapped out the first time. classic. i tried again WHATEVER. i can't even tell you how awesome and convenient it is that there's a wedding arch right behind the yacht club in brindleton bay. it created the perfect backdrop for the kiss.

when they returned home they put on some lovely hanbok that hyoin's parents gifted them and sage, for a photo op.

Robert: say cheese!

Sage: huh

🔞 18+ link 🔞 to post wedding #activities

[bastardtrait]

cw: sim spice

man, was it love day or something? both our heirs were all over their partners today...

🔞 18+ link 🔞

[bastardtrait]

on the one hand, great job howie. on the other hand AAAUUHGHHH HUNTER

Howie: 3/5+ partners

transcript & link:

Veranda Villa - Hunter's apartment

HOWIE: ...what's that? CALVIN: I'll tell you later. for now? condoms. and…please text me if you go anywhere. Alright? HOWIE: …alright. thanks, Cal.

CALVIN: Heed my advice and all should go well! And I expect you to tell me everything at our next debfrief. HOWIE: Everything?

CALVIN: Yes, everything, jesus Howie. It's like you don't even know what bro code is.

Much later

CALVIN: Hey, there he is. How was it? HOWIE: It was…good, I guess. CALVIN: You guess? HOWIE: Yeah, just kinda wanna lay down though now, sorry Cal.

CALVIN: You okay, Howie? …Howie? [SFX: Door shuts] …okay then…

18+ link to howie's first say gex

[bastardtrait]

howie could see that calvin was incredibly successful and rarely struck out. he often had someone around, someone who wanted him, and some of whom were even regular faces. in a way, he wanted to be like him. and if howie couldn't be him...he could be with him. and have just a taste of his world. that was close enough.

Calvin: 5/5+ partners

Howie: 4/5+ partners

18+ link to howie getting a taste of his HOLE world

[bastardtrait]

[cw: sim spice]

i'm ngl when i first saw this guy was living at norma davidson's house, i thought he was the young beau to her cougar. turns out they were just roommates and not married?

i mean it's not like a wedding ring would've stopped calvin or me hunnyyyy. theoretical gold band? merely a suggestion to my harlot eyes.

18+ link that i didn't forget this time no u r lying not me

[bastardtrait]

welcome to the official bastardtrait old man yaoi post. honestly after grim's random blowup and having to raise his kids for him, shaw isn't particularly interested in relationships outside of sage. and that's fine with him.

18+ link to old man yaoi (taylor's version)