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my GOD, SHADOWLORD. STOP GETTING FUCKING SICK. they are truly not rich bro like we're talking less than $13k...
Robert: well I WAS planning on getting a jungle gym for you and your brother but if this is how you're trying to be...
Shadowlord: NYAH??!?
Robert: yeah, that's right motherfucker, nyah.
working as a teacher was making robert go fucking insano.
Jamie: dad? are you aware that the answer key in your assignment is like...completely wrong?
Robert: jamie i'm gonna be so fr with you i got this off of google search results 10 pages deep.
fuelled by his midlife crisis, he chose to simply quit.
Robert: hey i quit. thank you so much.
Boss over the phone: Robert this is terribly unprofessional.
Robert, sobbing: I LITERALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE
it was a dark and stormy night...when sage and jamie had a joint birthday! they are not beating the identical twins separated by a few years allegations unfortunately.
i squeaked out a family photo of them on a nicer day and put it in the foyer. how nice.
*debby ryan hair tuck* hey divas. so i don't remember what was going on exactly, but some update broke my game and made my old scooter save go bye bye. thankfully because i was still pretty early on in the save i just decided to keep it pushing. even though i lost my photos </3 alexa play no me queda mas by selena.
i moved them into a new house and i got them a second cat. meet death star. together with shadowlord they are fuzzyboyz.
robert and jamie visited! and man, did jamie ever have a fuckin earful for shaw, AND her brother who she thinks is crazy for staying. but she was soothed by getting to see her nephew so she's not that mad.
shaw, however. shaw is in it now man. he thought one baby was enough, and now he's got fuckin THREE
when i saw robbin in ravenwood, i gasped aloud that they were old now. so here are their elder makeovers :( i just love robert man, always smiling. weeehhh. i'll give them a good send off when their time comes--for now, they still have a role to play...
the day that beau hit peak grades at school was the same day he came home to find his grandparents getting freakin reaped. grimly. so that kinda sucked.
Beau: oh...so this is traumatising i fear.
Grim: you don't think it's weird that you're my ex's nesting partner's kid and i'm reaping your grandparents rn? what about me.
so here's why i said it wouldn't matter that the grim girls are indistinguishable: because we won't see them for two entire lifestages. i really didn't like the idea of actively raising twins, so when he aged up, i sent beau to live with aunt jamie and his grandparents. call me gabriela because i'm hands OFF. hyoin was not sure about this. like at all.
Robert: come on, babe, that's our grandson! surely you feel it?
Hyoin: (grumbles) feel what? the dark magic at work that's making you two think it's related to you? no. i will test him.
Jamie: "test him"? appa, he's a kid, not a lab rat, and that is your grandson. stop being weird!
Hyoin: so..."beau". ...are you or are you not a SHAPESHIFTING CREATURE.
Beau: n--no?!
Hyoin: a likely story.
