Sunday Afternoon At Steve & Bucky's(A Deadpool x Wolverine meets Steve x Bucky Fanfic)(One Shot/Short Fanfic)(Part One)
Rating: PG-16 for language, some sexuality, innuendo/etc
Ships Included: Deadpool x Wolverine(Wade x Logan) and Steve x Bucky(Captain America x Winter Soldier)
*this is an AU timeline where Steve and Bucky are married and Wade and Logan are married, this has nothing to do with the current events of the MCU*
*but who knows what the future holds for the MCU? right? *
*12:21pm, Sunday afternoon, Wade and Logan are already out of bed and are getting ready to go over to Steve and Bucky's, ever since Wade and Logan moved in next to Steve and Bucky after getting married 2 years ago, they like to visit each other on Sunday afternoons*
Logan: you ready to go Babe? oh Honey, you smell so good
Wade: *giggles* it's peach scented
*Wade's putting peach lotion on his arms and legs, Logan grabs his face and kisses him slowly, softly*
Wade: *blushing, flustered* Honey *giggles*
Logan: that smells like you when you sweat
Wade: *gasps, cackling, giggling* you think so?
Logan: I smell you all the time Babe
*Wade wraps his arms around Logan, they stare into each other's eyes and can't stop giggling, they start kissing like crazy, the phone rings, they both stop, start giggling again like crazy*
Logan: *breathless, trying not to laugh, opens his phone* Hello?
Bucky: you guys coming over?
Logan: yeah, we'll be there
*Logan hangs up his cell, he looks at Wade and they start laughing again*
Wade: let's try to not have sex in the car on the way
*Bucky's still in bed, completely naked under that white sheet, Steve comes out of the bathroom and back into the room, Bucky takes the sheet off of himself and gets out of bed, both he and Steve are giggling*
Bucky: Wade and Logan are coming over today...should I get dressed?
Steve: *holds Bucky and pulls him in for a hug, kisses his cheek, breathes in his natural scent* you should...but I also like having you in the nude
Bucky: you know I'm for your eyes only Steve
Steve: *smiling* I think last night's the longest we've ever gone...3 hours?
Bucky: even if we were to last 8 hours, it would still go by too fast for me
Steve: *smiles, touches Bucky's face* come here
*Steve sits on the bed, Bucky sits on his lap(completely naked lol), Steve touches Bucky's lips, he then runs his fingers through his hair, he holds his face and kisses him slowly, and with tongue*
Bucky: *breathlessly* Steve...*giggles* I really should get dressed now
Steve: *breathlessly* I love you James Buchanan Barnes
Bucky: I love you Steve Rogers
Steve: *holds Bucky's face and gives him a quick peck on the lips* get dressed Bubble Butt
Steve: wear my white tank
Steve: *giggles* you were never easy
Bucky: I'm easy for you...okay, that doesn't sound too flattering does it?
Steve: *giggles* not really, but I appreciate the sentiment
Bucky: *giggles, starts putting on clothes, pajama pants and one of Steve's white tank tops* how do I look?
Bucky: *giggles* I don't think I've ever heard you say delectable
Steve: you look devastingly handsome
*Bucky and Steve start making out like crazy(both Couples feel super horny today lol), Bucky and Steve roll onto the bed and are giggling in between kisses, Bucky starts dry humping Steve, they're both moaning, the doorbell rings erratically, it's Wade doing that(lol)*
Steve: no wait *moans slightly*
Bucky: Baby...did you just...
*a short silence, Bucky snorts, both he and Steve are laughing out loud, trying to contain themselves*
Steve: *touches Bucky's robot arm and then his face* let Wade and Logan know that they come into the kitchen
Steve: I'll join you shortly...I need to change my underwear
*Bucky giggles, Steve kisses Bucky's cheek, then gets up and goes back into the bathroom*
Bucky: *giggles to himself*
Steve in the bathroom: I hear you Buck
Bucky: *giggles* it doesn't take much now does it? for me to make you come-
*Wade's already upstairs with Logan, they both heard what Bucky said*
Wade: ...I'm sorry what was that?
Logan: *blows raspberries, cracks up*
*all 4 of the guys are cracking up now, including Steve, he gets out of the bathroom and is still laughing*
Steve: hi guys...you're early
Logan: I think you were early too, right Bub?
Steve: it's Buck's fault, he started dry humping me
*they all laugh again for a short moment*
Bucky: *clears his throat* so, how's it goin'?
Wade: isn't being Married awesome?
Logan: yeah, you can have quickies whenever and wherever you want
Bucky: or you can have 3 hour long late night sessions...
Wade: ooh that sounds Tantric!
Wade: you guys went all night, last night didn't you?
Logan: we gotta start trying that
Wade: *looks at us/the readers* is every Couple in Marvel land horny today or what?
Steve: we have a new assignment coming up
Wade: you mean from Nick Fury or is this more code talk for Love Making?
Steve: no it's actually from Fury
Wade: oh, what's the sitch?
Bucky: you remember that asshole, zemo?
Wade: eww, what about him?
Steve: he's involved with drug dealers now and possible human traffickers
Logan: no one's put a bullet in that fucker yet?
Wade: so he's willingly working for hydra now or just street criminals?
Steve: Wade, Fury wants you to track him down
Steve: no, this is an order to kill on sight
Wade: you know I won't miss right?
Bucky: that's why you're the man for the job
Logan: how about me? can I give the guy a jab?
Steve: after all that he's done to my Buck, I'd say you can all take turns killing him, but it's not up to me, it's up to Fury and Fury says Wade's the one that's gotta do it
Wade: ohh! Baby!!! I sure did miss using my sniper rifle!
Logan: so when's the mission?
Steve: tomorrow at 1 in the afternoon, Fury will have Wade debriefed and everything
Logan: be careful Baby...
Bucky: just do what I do Wade, promise Logan with the most amazing sex...that's how it works for me and Steve
Bucky: *giggles* well it's true
Logan: that's hot *giggles*
Wade: you're hot Tiger! *giggles, kisses Logan's face*
*to be continued in part 2, eventually(lol)*