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Pyrrha: What fresh wounds are these?! Did you get hurt again?!
Jaune: Nice to see you, too, Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: Spare me. And don't say you got these falling down the stairs again!
Jaune: Come on; that actually happened once!
Pyrrha: Once! Not once a week!
Saitama's Bad Luck (One Punch Man Comic Dub)
Special thanks to @crispy-ghee for letting me make a comic dub out of their One Punch Man comic! Thanks to Phattony92 from PhatDogStudios for playing Genos to my Saitama. Enjoy!
Neptune: Hey, Jaune~!
Jaune: What's up?
Neptune: I gotta ask... You and that rabbit girl with the antlers... You two an item?
Juniper: Excuse me?!
Jaune: Dude... No... She's like my kid!
Neptune: Oh, so she's available~!
Jaune: TOUCH HER AND I'LL FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELET.
Jaune: Oh, c'mon! Don't cock-block me!
Juniper: (Growls, Kicks Neptune sky-high)
Jaune: ...Good job, sweetie~!
Jaune: What's this?
Jaune: ARGH! MY RODS AND MY CONES!
Jaune: Okay, this might sound weird, but I am coming down from a VERY mild panic attack. Ever heard of the game, "Heads Up, Seven Up"? We're gonna do the opposite of that!
Nora: So, "Heads down, asses up"?
Jaune: Yeah! That's the way we like to hyuk!
Ren: Trauma's doing weird shit to you.
Jaune: (Sleeping peacefully)
Ruby: HOP! (Jumps on him)
Jaune: ARGH!
Ruby: How's my foot feel, Jaune~?!
Jaune: Ruby... You don't understand...
Ruby: Huh?
Jaune: (Lunges) I'M INTO THAT SHIT!
Ruby: EEEEEEEK!
Jaune: Get me over there. I have to be Batman. AGAIN.
Neptune: Since when did Batman pee his pants in a Grimm attack?
Jaune: Shut up, Aquaman.
Jaune: So, a couple questions.
Jaune: 1, how did you become Headmaster of Haven?
Nora: That's top secret.
Jaune: How did you become a Maiden?
Nora: That's classified.
Jaune: Okay... Why are we at war with Ruby and Yang, and why are Weiss and Blake fighting against them AND us?!
Nora: That's top secrified!
Jaune: And you just lost your breakfast privileges!
Jaune: Okay, but can you at least tell me what happened while I was out? And I swear, if you say top secret or classified, I'm gonna-
Nora: That's confidential.
Jaune: ...You win this round.
