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Jaune: Get me over there. I have to be Batman. AGAIN.
Neptune: Since when did Batman pee his pants in a Grimm attack?
Jaune: Shut up, Aquaman.
Pyrrha: What fresh wounds are these?! Did you get hurt again?!
Jaune: Nice to see you, too, Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: Spare me. And don't say you got these falling down the stairs again!
Jaune: Come on; that actually happened once!
Pyrrha: Once! Not once a week!
Jaune: So, a couple questions.
Jaune: 1, how did you become Headmaster of Haven?
Nora: That's top secret.
Jaune: How did you become a Maiden?
Nora: That's classified.
Jaune: Okay... Why are we at war with Ruby and Yang, and why are Weiss and Blake fighting against them AND us?!
Nora: That's top secrified!
Jaune: And you just lost your breakfast privileges!
Jaune: Okay, but can you at least tell me what happened while I was out? And I swear, if you say top secret or classified, I'm gonna-
Nora: That's confidential.
Jaune: ...You win this round.
Jaune: What's this?
Jaune: ARGH! MY RODS AND MY CONES!
Goodwitch: I love all of my students the same as every other professor at Beacon!
Goodwitch: No homework tonight!
Neptune: Hey, Jaune~!
Jaune: What's up?
Neptune: I gotta ask... You and that rabbit girl with the antlers... You two an item?
Juniper: Excuse me?!
Jaune: Dude... No... She's like my kid!
Neptune: Oh, so she's available~!
Jaune: TOUCH HER AND I'LL FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELET.
Jaune: Oh, c'mon! Don't cock-block me!
Juniper: (Growls, Kicks Neptune sky-high)
Jaune: ...Good job, sweetie~!
Ruby: It was never about the money... At least not for me...
Ironwood: What then?! Cookies?! Men?! Women?
Ruby: You just don't get it...
Ironwood: Oh? Then please, enlighten me.
Ruby: I'm an outlaw! That means I'M the bad guy! Which makes YOU the hero!
Ironwood: Well, you're right about that.
Ruby: So until you put me in the ground for good, I WON'T EVER STOP!
Ironwood: It seems negotiations have broken down.
Ruby: ...Shut up and fight.
Ironwood: Fine then. First you, then Schnee...
Jacques: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
Ironwood: Then that treacherous bitch, Winter, and at last, THE SALVATION OF ATLAS!
Ruby: You talk too much... JUST! DIE! ALREADY!