seen from Yemen
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
seen from Romania
seen from Singapore
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from France
seen from Macao SAR China
seen from Japan
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from France
seen from Poland
seen from China
*tweeting*
Stephen: I have a fifteen hour shift at the hospital tonight wish me luck ✌️
Tony, commenting: kill it king!
Stephen: the idea is to do the opposite but okay
*fifteen hours later*
Stephen: we did it lads!!!
Bruce: wh-which one did you do?!!
Stephen: WE DID IT! 👏👏👏
Stephen: soooo can I buy you a drink?
Bruce: umm….. I’m here with my boyfriend Tony
Stephen: *counting his money*
Stephen: ok that works but he can only get something small
Nat: so, according to my friend Sharon, being attracted by sarcastic assholic idiots who are actually certified geniuses is “not healthy”. Now, look at them and tell me you can resist their pretty faces *frantically points at Tony, Stephen and Bruce*
Bruce: a good romance starts with a good friendship!
Tony: and a bad romance starts with a ra ra ah ah ahhh
Stephen: Roma ro ma ma gaga ooh la la~
Both, singing: WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE
*after Tony ate Stephen’s ice cream*
Stephen: this is where it all begins. This is my villain origin story
Wong: whats your villain gonna be?
Stephen: it’s me but I have black nail polish
Bruce, chuckling: woah
Stephen: and also a gun
Wong, cackling: WOAH-
Bruce: alright… I’ve bandaged your wounds, both of you. After a few days you can take it off and rinse it out with boiled water- look at me. Look at me Tony, Stephen. Boiled water as in water that has been boiled and then left to cool down. Do you understand?
Tony:
Stephen:
Tony: Pft yeah totally!
Stephen: we 100% knew that’s what you meant
Bruce: did you really
Tony and Stephen, quietly: no…
Tony: I’m a total snack but it seems no one is hungry :(
Stephen, whispering under his breath: I’m fucking starving
Bruce, whispering back: that makes two of us
Tony, smiling as he watches bruce eat his lunch: someday, brucie is gonna be my second husband
Stephen: oh yeah? What happened to me then?
Tony: Why would anything happen to you? I'm marrying both of you. We’ll all be together.
Stephen, cheeks pink: I don’t know if that’s allowed-
Tony: shhh… we’ll all be a big happy family together! I’m Tony stark, I make the rules!
