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Alright which guy at the BBC do I need to pay to get Joehills on the actual Taskmaster because the world NEEDS to see that.

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AJ and Luke basically crying at Tom's Attempted Italian Tannoy Message is killing me

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I like to think that when Arthur goes to sleep his hands are just kind of resting on his stomach. When he wakes up, his left hand is resting on top of his right one, or loosely holding his wrist

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I love this show

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The problem on playing on a mode with more abundant resources is that I keep finding things I want to keep but they heavyyyy

Like I can't keep my revolver and my rifle and my distress pistol and flares and marine flares and my prybar and my hatchet and my hacksaw and my storm lantern and lantern fuel and my can opener and my cooking pot and all my food and water and fire starting stuff and ammunition and my quality tools because obviously a human being can only carry so much and this is a pretty realistic survival game

And obviously this can be solved by just leaving resources in a specific place but also. I like having my things. However I cannot.

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Reminder to people struggling with trichotillomania who are trying not to pull that it's okay to have bad days, especially after a streak of really good ones. You aren't a failure because you broke a long streak of not pulling and you will never be. No-one loves you any less because you pull. Keep going. You are loved <3

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'This the Nephlim for example' is a phrase which has stucked itself to the interior of my brain and i hope it stays there because it's fucking hilarious

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'A&E? Is that in London?' LMAO