#phil howell

[latinaavenger]

I have a solution to the Dan and Phil surname debate.

Apparently in Japan you have to decide on one last name when you get married, so this couple agreed to marry and remarry every 3 years and alternate names.

This feels like the exact brand of insane and chaotic for them to be on board with it.

[emoflapjax]

My short term memory truly is fucked because I already forgot what was in the red ball.

[lobsterface-glazer]

Why did Dan and phil kill a cat??? My friend just told me about it in graphic detail. A cat calender made out of skinned kittens. Ehat the fuck. A d they made them starve beforehand???? So that the teeth would be "cleaner"????

[phan-phuckin-tastical]

Yes I'm late to the party I know but

dan

sir

thank you for the serotonin. I live yet another day

[chaos-queer]

Happy birthday to @danielhowell

A man who does not know me, and yet he managed to save my life. Dan, you have given me hope, happiness, and comfort at times when I felt like none of that was possible. I cannot even begin to express how grateful I am for Dan, and I know that he won't ever see this, but I know that there are so many others who have had similar experiences to mine.

Dan is always there to make me smile when I need it most. He's relatable, and he uses his experiences with life to create joy for so many people. He has created a space of comfort for so many people over the years, and I know that he will always be someone I look up to.

Daniel James Howell, thank you so much for everything you've done.

[oeffie]

What she says: Festive Dan vs. Phil - SANTA BANTER!

What she means: Dan and Phil flirting for 15 minutes

[incognitokoala]

whether or not phan is real, they have 100% been mistaken for a couple when looking for a flat together

[gayass-phannie]

emotional support twinks