#daniel lester

[latinaavenger]

I have a solution to the Dan and Phil surname debate.

Apparently in Japan you have to decide on one last name when you get married, so this couple agreed to marry and remarry every 3 years and alternate names.

This feels like the exact brand of insane and chaotic for them to be on board with it.

[danandphil-lies]

hello dear phannies against phalsities. today we are debunking another lie from daniel “dan” howell. on numerous occasions, howell has claimed that he and business partner philip “phil” lester are approximately the same height and size. most recently, on 31 october 2024, howell stated “we [phil and i] are the same fucking height” in the critically-acclaimed video “Halloween Baking - RADIOACTIVE MUG CAKES,” as seen below:

however, as you might have concluded for yourself, this is blatantly untrue. photographic evidence has displayed the height different between lester and howell on numerous occasions, including but not limited to the photos found below:

let all who have eyes see the discrepancy between howell’s claims and the obvious difference in the height of these two men. surely howell spends enough time near lester to be able to tell that there is a difference in their stature. we cannot allow him to get away with this departure from the truth!

sources for photos: 1, 2, 3, 4 (in the same way i am not a liar, i am also not a m&g photo stealer)

[oeffie]

What she says: Festive Dan vs. Phil - SANTA BANTER!

What she means: Dan and Phil flirting for 15 minutes

[kykykylester]

“why are you looking at me like that” oh my god i’m so-

[blasphannie]

Dan and Kath to warm our hearts today.

[false-phan-facts-blog]

he fucking broke. 

God cant save him now.

[dnpwonders]

😭❤️😭

[lenientravesty]

Dan takes a shower: Daniel Towell Dan wears a hood: Daniel Cowell Dan needs to do some housework: Daniel Dowell Dan knocks someone over: Daniel Fowell Dan can't use consonants: Daniel Vowell Dan is surprised: Daniel Wowell Dan is a furry: Daniel Howl Dan is impatient: Daniel Nowell Dan hits somebody: Daniel Powell Dan gets hurt: Daniel Yowell Dan wonders who did something: Daniel Owell Dan needs to find something quietly: Daniel Prowell Dan gets older: Daniel Jowell Dan does more housework: Daniel Trowell Dan gets married: