if there was a bit more blood and cuss words in puss in boots 2, it would be rated pg13. which means they’d be allowed a singular “fuck”. there are many possibilities on where this could be, my favorite ideas being:
-“Woah, oh! What took ya so long?! Fuckwad.” Dumbass could be nice there too.
-“I fucking LOVE the smell of FEAR!”
-“Fuck you, Puss in Boots!”
-“YOU’RE a fucking MONSTER!”
-“I thought for a second I’d come out naked, but my clothes grew too! Fuck yeah!”
-Perrito saying fuck at any given moment
please, add on <3
















